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So now that I'm a fucking furry I'm just going to listen to this great song and post some dank ass memes in this chapter. This might be a long one folks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ok so first off just please shut off this shit song like seriously guys go to this link it's actually something not fucking shitty

https://soundcloud.com/leafyradio/kyle-coglitore-dont-get-it-misunderstood-ft-venice

Oh fuck that's much better I love this song

BUT WAIT IT SUPPORTS OBJECTIFICATION IT SAYS TITTY AS WELL AS ASS

Shut the fuck up.

Ok so now that that fucking NASSI (Ey onion boi thanks for telling me how to pronounce nazi) FUCK is gone I've been thinking about it and guys I'm doing a face reveal

RIGHT FUCKING NOW WOOOO

No but actually if you want to see this sparkle faggot's face just follow me on snapchat I'm using my face on there.

HetalianBelgianFox bitch ass n***** if you leak my face I will dox you I mean what are you fucking keemstar kill yourself PUSSY

Ok so anyway.

Ok so I mean nobody responded to last chapter I mean u though there would be some people saying literally anything but no I guess furries aren't controversial enough how about I just say the fucking n word I mean Jesus Christ is my n***** am I right?

Woah dude that's offensive you can't say anything offensive that's fucked up man I mean why woul-

Fuck off

So ok we're only 251 words in I mean it's not that long yet last chapter was like 600 words.

So I guess I'm just going to post the lyrics I'm feeling right now.

And yes I know it's annoying to have a bunch of stuff in one chapter when it would normally be like 4 or 5 I'm trying to prove a point about it being long ok?

I was fine when you held my hand... I was fine when you pulled me down, You said the stars would answer, you said our prayers were written down. I was fine when you pulled me in. We were forced to be human, and then the world came after.

*later in the song*

And they said it... Said it was wrooong... But we started, started it alllllllll

I'm feeling some more lyrics from other songs fegit so next song

I am not a god, I am not a man. I am not a star, I am not a fan. I am not a king or a peasant I'm a being I'm a presence I'm a thing

Then the song goes to shit

Anyway. So if you actually stuck around through this god damn ducking SHIT ass chapter the gaming story is confirmed and I'm going to have another for my good cock

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Typo *roasts

And also another for out takes and extras

FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU TURNING INTO A YOUTUBE CHANNEL OUTAKES ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! EXTRAS MAKE SENSE BUT DONT BE A FUCKING RET-

No there just isn't a lot of shit that's funny that I let into the chapters. Some of them are whole chapters. Some are pictures.

Oh and also kill yourself.