The World At Mid-Crisis

Summary

"I've got a rubbish attitude and a knack for sex. I'm deaf, which means I get some of that disabled people respect. So, either get used to me or show me some skin, babe."

Parrish Gunner, with his stellar smile and leather jacket behavior, had the life. When he lost his hearing, he struggles to cope with it, drowning his frustration in booze and reruns of Tom & Jerry classics. Des Wildon swoops right in, armed with a bad habit and a bad haircut, and attempts to save the boy she saw crying outside the Old Miller Theatre.

Copyright & Publications

Steal this and I will Patronus the fuck out of your Dementor soul. All rights belong to me descartez on Wattpad. This is not published anywhere else.

Warning

Stereotypicalism (I mean I'm gonna try to not have this but that's kind of impossible so), cussing, annoying people, lovable fictional people.