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"Go away Jack" I said through gritted teeth..
"What? Can't spare time for an apology?"
I humphed and looked up, trying to soften my face..
"Alright, you got me, you were saying?"
"Listen, I-AM-SORRY.."
"Alright alright, yeh I got that vibe off you.." I twirled my hand sround in mock fancy and then smiled, although I had tried not to..
"It's okay.."
Jack looked taken aback, eyebrows raised and eyes glinting madly as he repeated my answer to himself, more like he was thinking out loud..
"It's......okay?"
"Yeh.. It's......okay".. I air quoted it..
"Woah, who would've thunk that Miss. Laura was such a forgiver?!"
"Don't push it!" I laughed, feeling airy..
"Ooohh, no my sweetesy, I'M just getting warmed UP!"
He glinted madly making me snigger..
"Okay Mr. Insultifier 2016, why can't you just be content that I forgave your mock rubbish?!"
"Because Miss. Laura DOESN'T forgive, ya know?"
"Well, the best business sharks don't!"
"Well then that's what I meant!"
I was teethering on the verge of annoyance again..
"Fine! Listen, I-have-work-to-finish! So I forgave you the first time Harrison, doesn't mean I'll go running to do it again.." I drew out dangerously..
Jack didn't seem fazed, but was almost sweating with the concentration his perfectly trimmed eyebrows were doing..
"Challenge ACCEPTED!"
"Ugh! I'm-leaving! Alright?! Fine, fine.. I'M not going to stand for this!"
I humphed before suspiciously giving him a once over, storing all important details into safety and logging off my computer, still suspiciously eyeing him all the way till the front door..
"After you.."
"No, no, carry on.."
"Mr. Bighead, it's my fucking office.."
"Tut tut, no need for such unparliamentary words Miss. Laura.."
"Move it dickhead..."
"Alright alright, grouchy..."
I waved him off as he stood out..
I locked my room, glowering at a smirking Jack the entire time...
"Alright, I'm leaving its late an-"
"-no no sweetheart, I understand where this is going, but sorry, I'm not coming to your house.. But flattered by the subtle implications though.. After all one doesn't dip his q-"
"-no you lummox, I was calmly asking you to move, I have to leave this office, and your coming with me down the elevator, I can't trust your sleazy ass to lurk around..Gosh, the trouble I go through!"
I muttered angrily as I jabbed the elevator button, almost angrily...
"Feisty, am I right, or am I right?"
I massaged my temples aggressively before stepping in, hurriedly waving for him to come in..
"Alright alright! Patience is a vir-"
"-shut up before I jam your crooked nose in between!"
"Ah!" Jack clutched his heart, mock insulted at me insulting his perfect feature..
"I. Don't. BELIEVE. This. Person! I refuse to!"
I chuckled, somehow, in a weird way.. Finally acknowledging Harrison..
"Alright come off it!"
By now the elevator dinged, signaling that we had reached..
I quickly strode out, that moment of awkwardness was a bit suffocating when we were both staring at each with lopsided grins..
But Jack interuppted my strut by slipping in front of me, almost making me collide into him..
"Woah! JACK!"
"It's too early to scream my name sweetest.." He grinned..
"Listen, I'm tired, just let me get home in peace!"
"Alright fine, if you'll go to lunch with me.."
My jaw almost unhinged..
"On second thoughts, this is my company, I can even bail tomorrow.. So, it's alright Jack, keep talking.."
I mock kneed him in the balls, and that's when he moved..
I took the gap and took off, well, as fast as I could in Loubotins...
He was just sauntering next to me..
"HeyheyHEY! That was not nice?!"
"Who are you talking to, me?"
I smirked sideways..
"Listen!" He again came in front of me, but I ducked and unlocked my car door..
It was scissor doored so it took it's sweet time..
Long enough for Jack to come behind me, and throw me over his shoulder..
Pencil skirts weren't magic you know..
"Let. Me. Down.."
"No no, I actually REALLY like the view from here.."
He almost sounded in a daze..
"Oh really?" I drawled..
He looked a bit taken aback, and went pretty still..
Giving me time for the door to completely open..
Then I drove my knee into his pecs..
"OWCH!"
He almost dropped me head on, but I somehow steered his stuttering body towards my car door..
And clinging onto the open door, I hefted my weight towards the ground, makig Jack tilt back..
Finally, when I could touch the seat, I gave an almighty tug, toppling Jack (but thankfully not breaking his back) and brought both of us down..
Although I fell on the seat, and he got tangled between my legs, none explicitly...
Although this sounded slow, it happened in under 3 seconds...
"OWUCHHH!"
"SHH! The security's gonna come running any minute.."
"How did you do THAT?!"
"I dunno, practice?"
He went silent for moment, which I took to clamber over to the driver side, and start shutting the doors..
He recovered pretty quickly and started violently pummeling the tinted windows..
"My my! The first time Jack has to beg to get a lady's attention!" I shouted through my car..
He suddenly stopped, smirked and then swaggered off..
I felt a twinsy bit disappointed no doubt, but continued pulling out, thinking about his odd behavior..