CHAPTER ONE
"Morning good sir!!" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT says "IT'S MA LADY TO YOU" sir butt butt said "GOOD SQUIRE!!" SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "DONT YELL AT MEEEEEEEEE" sir butt butt said "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT yelled "AAAAAAAAAHHHH" sir butt butt yelled back "SIR BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT?" sir butt butt said "YES SIR BUTT BUTT? IT'S ONLY 4 BUTTS" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "OH MY BAD SIR BUTT"
CHAPTER TWO
"GOOD MORNING SIR BUTT BUTT" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT Said "DONT CALL MEEEEE SIR IM A PRINCESS" sir butt butt said "I AM SIR BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "OK SIR BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT" Sir butt butt said "I SERVE THE BUTT KINGDOM WITH MY PARTNER SIR BUTT BUTT" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "THATS MEEEEEEEEEEE" sir butt butt said "YES GOOD SQUIRE" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "DONT YELL AT MEEEEEEE" sir butt butt said "THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS SOUND SIR BUTT BUTT" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "YOUR YELLING AT MEEEEEEEEE" sir butt butt said "I DON'T UNDERSTAND SIR BUTTBUTT" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "I NEVER UNDERSTOOD ANYTHING SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "IM TALKING AT A NORMAL VOLUME JUST LIKE YOU" soda sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "NOOOO YOUR YELLING AT ME SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "I AM NOT YELLING, I ONLY YELL AT THE MOI-SPONGE KINGDOM" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YOUR IN LOVE WITH SHELBY SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUT" said sir butt butt "oh god" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT are u all right" said sir butt butt "WHO IS SHELBY, SIR BUTTBUTT?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "OH MY UHHHH NO ONE FORGETS I SAID ANYTHING" said sir butt butt "ITS BEST YOU DO THAT GOOD SIR" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT THE MOIST KINGDOM HAS A PRINCESS NAMED QUEEN SHUBBLE" said sir butt butt "UGH! DONT CALL IT THAT!! ITS THE SPONGE KINGDOM" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WHATEVER SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT YOU TWO ARE RE PERFECT" said sir butt butt "NO OUR KINGDOMS ARE ENEMIES" "IS SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT MADDDDDDDDDDDDD" said sir butt butt "MAYBE" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "YOUR SO SALTY IF I DIPPED U IN A LAKE IT WOULD BECOME A OCEAN" sir butt butt said "NOOOOO NOT THIS AGAIN" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "HEHEHEHHE SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "WHAT SIR BUTT BUTT?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YOU LOVE HERRRRR SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT"
CHAPTER 3
"GOOD MORNING GOOD SQUIRE" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "GOOD MORNING SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" sir butt butt said "SO QUEEN SHELBY FROM THE MOIST KINGDOM" sir butt butt said "UGH! DON'T SAY THAT! ITS THE SPONGE KINGDOM" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WHATEVER SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT,YOUS LOVE HER GOOD SQUIRE" said sir butt butt "WHAT?!!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "DO I NEED TO YELL YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT SIR BUTTBUTT! WHATS GOING ON WITH YOU AND DANNY?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT DANNY TOLD ME ABOUT QUEEN SHELBY IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO HER SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "GOOD SIR, WHAT IS WITH YOU AH AND DANNY?" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "IM GOING TO MARRY HIM SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "AH! THAT'S GREAT SIR BUTTBUTT!" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "AND YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY QUEEN SHELBY" *smirks* said sir butt butt "NO! IM NOT GOOD SQUIRE! LETS FOCUS ON YOU AND DANNY" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WITH ALL DO RESPECT SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "YES GOOD SIR?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YOU LOVES HER" sir butt butt said "DO NOT!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "DO TOO" said sir butt butt "DO NOT!!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "DO TOO" said sir butt butt "I'LL TELL MOTHER" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "I'LL TELL FATHER" said sir butt butt "OK! TRUCES!!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "THATS WHAT I THOUGHT SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt
CHAPTER 4
"GOOD MORNING GOOD SQUIRE" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YASSSSS GOOD MORNING SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" sir butt butt said "I HEARD THAT QUEEN SHELBY SENT YOU A LETTER" said sir butt butt "SHE DID!?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YASSSSSS GOOD SQUIRE" said sir butt butt "I DON'T THINK I HAVE RECIVED IT YET" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "OH DEAR FORGET I SAID ANYTHING SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "I THINK DANNY HAS REALLY GOTTEN TO YOU SIR BUTT BUTT, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO THINK STRAIGHT SINCE YOU'VE MEET HIM" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "IF U CHOOSE TO INSULT DANNY WE SHALL TALK ABOUT QUEEN SHELBY" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "I AM NOT INSULTING SIR DANNY, IM JUST SAYING YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THINKING STRAIGHT SINCE YOU'VE MET HIM" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WELL LOVE DOSE FUNNY THING TO ,YOU SHOULD KNOW SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "WHY SHOULD I KNOW?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "BECAUSE YOU LOVE QUEEN SHELBY" sir butt butt said "DO NOT! SHE IS PART OF THE SPONGE KINGDOM! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DESPISE THE SPONGE KINGDOM!" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "YOU LOVE HER AND YOU KNOW IT" said sir Butt butt "I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOU AND SIR DANNY. DOES HE TREAT YOU WELL, SIR BUTT BUTT?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WHY OF COURSE SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" sir butt butt said "TELL ME ABOUT HIM, SIR BUTT BUTT" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WELL SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT HE HAS A BUTT AND HE IS SMART AND HE BAKING ME A CAKE AS WE SPEAK" sir butt butt "AH! HE TOO HAS A BUTT! A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION, MIGHT I SAY." sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "I HAVE A QUESTION SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "YES SIR BUTT BUTT" "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF QUEEN SHELBY BUTT" said sir butt butt "OH MY GOD SIR BUTT BUTT!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WE ARE TRAINED TO SEE IF THE BUTTS OF THE WORLD ARE FIT DO YOU THINK THE QUEENS BUT IS FIT HMMMM SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT" said sir butt butt "WHAT IS THE ANSWER SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT I FEEL AS IF YOU'RE AVOIDING YOUR DUTIES" said sir butt butt "I FEEL IT IS WRONG TO QUESTION HER BUTT!" "ITS OUR DUTIES SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "UHHHHH" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT *turns red* "SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT ARE YOU HAVING ISSUES" sir butt butt said "NO, I AM NOT!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK" asked sir butt butt "IM NOT BLUSHING, YOU'RE BLUSHING!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "UH SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT?, WHAT IS YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE QUEENS BUTT WHY ARE YOU HAVING SO MANY ISSUES WITH THIS" said sir butt butt "IM NOT HAVING ISSUES, SIR BUTT BUTT!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "JUST..... TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT WORDS!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WHATEVER YOU SAY SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "NO COMMENT" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said "SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT ARE YOU FEELING OK" said sir butt butt "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, GOOD SIR!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YOUR PINK GOOD SIR SHOULD I GET A DOCTOR YOU'RE VERY VERY PINK" said sir butt butt "NO GOOD SIR! IM FINE!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "ARE YOU SURE QUEEN SHELBY IS A PART TIME NURSE IM SURE SHE COULD HELP" said sir butt butt "YES! YES IM SURE!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YOUR GETTING PINKER!" said sir butt butt "I'M FINE, REALLY!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "I HAVE A QUESTION SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "YES GOOD SIR WHAT IS IT" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WHY DO YOU ONLY BECOME PINK ONCE WE TALK ABOUT QUEEN SHELBY?" said sir butt butt "I DONT CONTROL WHEN I TURN PINK AND I DONT TURN PINK WHEN WE TALK ABOUT QUEEN SHELBY" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YESSSSSSSS YOU DO" *sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT turns a bright shade of pink and becomes pinker* "IF YOU DON'T CONTROL IT WHO DOES QUEEN SHELBY?" asked sir butt butt "NO ONE! *turns even pinker*" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WELL.....OH MY YOUR TURNING PINKER" said sir butt butt "IM NOT BLUSHING YOU'RE BLUSHING" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT " THATS IT IM Going TO GET QUEEN SHELBY" sir butt butt starts running while sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT chases him then sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT try's to tackle him but fails "GET BACK HERE" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT gets back up and starts running "SORRY SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT I CANT" sir butt butt runs up the steps into Queen Shelby's room and hide behind her then as sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT comes around the corner he trips and falls on to queen Shelby "WHY ARE YOU ON TOP OF ME GOOD SIR" Queen Shelby asked "I TRIPPED AND FELL YOUR HIGHNESS" blushes like crazy "SHE HAS THE ILLNESS AS WELL SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT " said sir Butt butt "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SIR" said queen Shelby "YOUR PINK AS WELL" said sir butt butt "IT'S NOT AN ILLNESSES SIR BUTT BUTT" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "THEN WHAT IS IT" sir butt butt said "NOOOO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING" he huffs then sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT realizes he is still on top of Queen Shelby "OH MY GOD,HERE LET ME HELP YOU UP" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "THANK YOU SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT BUT I MUST ASK WHY DID YOU COME VISIT" said queen Shelby "WELL SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT IS SICK BECAUSE EVERYTIME I BRING YOU UP HIS FACE GOES PINK AND WHEN I ASKED HIM WHY HE SAID HE DOESN'T CONTROL THE PINKNESS AS I KEPT TALKING HE GOT PINKER AND PINKER AND HE IS HAVING TROUBLE DOING HIS DUTY OF MAKING SURE ALL BUTTS ARE FIT" said sir butt butt "SIR BUTT BUTT,THAT'S NOT TRUE" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT YOUR PINK RIGHT NOW AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION OF WHAT DO U THINK OF THE QUEENS BUTT SO I SAY MY STATEMENT IS 100% THE TRUTH SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT" said sir butt butt "UHHHH, NO COMMENT!" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT STARTS TURNING MORE RED THAN PINK "WHY WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT!!" yelled queen Shelby "BECAUSE ITS OUR DUTY TO MAKE SURE ALL BUTTS ON THIS WORLD ARE FIT" explained sir butt butt "AND YOU THOUGHT MY BUTT WASN'T FIT!?!?!!?!?" said Queen Shelby "I THINK YOU HAVE A FINE BUTT IT JUST SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT REFUES TO GIVE HIS OPINION" said sir butt butt "I DON'T HAVE AN OPINION" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "YOU DONT THINK I HAVE A GOOD BUTT SIR BUTTBUTTBUTTBUT" said queen Shelby "WHAT! NO! I THINK YOU HAVE MAGNIFICENT BUTT! ER, NO! I MEAN! YOUR BUTT IS OK! NO!" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT went on stuttering "SO YOU DO HAVE AN OPINION ON IT" said sir butt butt "AN OK BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled queen Shelby "THAT'S, UH, NOT WHAT I MEANT! I MEAN, YOU HAVE, ER, A GRE-" Shelby intrupes sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WHAT DO YOU WANT DANNY!!!!" Queen Shelby looks behind sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT to see Danny "I WANTED TO SEE WHAT THAT NOISE WA-SIR BUTT BUTT!!" says sir Danny "HIIIIIIIII DANNY WAITTTT OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO DANNY HAS THE PINK ILLNESSES TOO SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!" yelled sir butt butt then everyone explained how blushing worked "OHHHHH SO YOU DO LIKE QUEEN SHELBY AND SHE LIKES YOU AND DAVID LIKES ME WHY DON'T I EVER BLUSH" said sir butt butt then queen shelby pushes Sir butt butt and He falls on to Danny turns and bright pink "YOUR BLUSHING NOW" Queen Shelby smirks as she says it "SEE,THAT'S BLUSHING SIR BUTT BUTT" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT says the Danny says "HEY!!!!!!" then sir butt butt gets up and runs out yelling "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEEE" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT smriks "WELL YOUR HIGHNESS IM SORRY FOR SIR BUTT BUTT AND MY CLUMSINESS" says sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "NO NO IT FINE HEY IF YOU EVER ARE BORED OR NEED A BREAK I HAVE MOVIES AND A PRETTY MUCH FREE LIFE" she blushes looks down at her feet OR UMM YOU CAN FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING HEH" Queen Shelby says "NO! NO! ITS FINE I MIGHT JUST TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT say while looking to the side and blushing "COOL *sits down on couch* HERE MY UH PHONE NUMBER IF YOU EVER UHS UM ANYWAYS I BETTER GET READY" she blushes like crazy and then some "OK! SO IMMA JUST GO NOW" said Dann "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING AFTER SIR BUTT BUTT?" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "WELL I WAS ENJOYING THE SHOW..." said Danny "DONT YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO FIND SIR Butt BUTT GOD KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING" Danny runs off "I GUESS THAT MY CUE! I SHOULD PROBABLY GO AFTER MY BROTHER" said sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT "DONT YOU THINK DANNY CAN HANDLE IT I KINDA THINK I SHOULD GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER COME SIT DOWN" said queen Shelby blushing like a mad woman "UM OK" sir BUTTBUTTBUTTBUTT said then he started blushing and sat down
