The Signs at a Karaoke Bar

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"When your ready come and get it, na - na -na -na," Capricorn said trying to be sexy. And all Aries could say to that performance was, "No thank you!" Cancer knew that it was their turn in 15 minutes and was now chickening out and begging drunken Libra to sing with them. Gemini was already drunk too, and was super close to getting thrown out. It was now Scorpio's turn and of course he chose the song, 'I'm too Sexy,' and of course Leo had to be in on this action. After this Sagittarius appeared on the stage, barely clothed and sang a bizarre rendition of 'The Colors of the Wind,' Aquarius decided that they would play judge and so far the average was 0.5 out of 10. Taurus was drunk and somehow eating buffalo wings, and would only sing a song that they could do sitting down. Pisces was unhinge a painful rendition of 'I Will Always Love You,'  while Virgo, who had the best voice of all, was too shy to sing.

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