Oh Lennie. I can't begin to explain how happy- wait I mean sad I am about your death. You died so soon. I hope those flies are in fly hell, burning for their sins. Why were you the one to get bitten? I cannot say. Itchosis affects approximately one person a decade. Unfortunately, you had to be that one. Your body may decay but your spirit will live on, in heaven. I wish you the bestest, funnest,bestestest afterlife the world will ever know. How I wish I could be there, but I unfortunately won't be going to heaven, but rotting in hell instead.
Goodbye my dear friend.
Goodbye...
