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When we finally get the mice back, I go check on Niall to make sure I didn't damage him too badly. Just bad enough is good for me. When I open the door he's still on the twitcam and he turns the camera to me. I give him a death glare. He quickly turns the camera back around but he's too late, people start blowing up the comments again, asking me to come on.

"I'll be on in a second guys, hold on!" I say running into the bathroom and getting myself cleaned up for a proper introduction.

When I come back Niall gives me a welcoming smile and pats on the bed next to me to sit down.

"Hey Penny"

"Hey, whatcha up to on here?"

"Well this is getting boring so I asked for any suggestions to do something."

I read through the comments and some of them were disturbing yet again like under the lines of masturbating or stripping. Others were actually good ideas!

"Oh! Wanna play would you rather?" I say, spotting it on the list from one girl with the user karin4evs

"Sure! Send in questions guys and we will answer as many as we can." Niall says to the fans.

Dings from comments came in and we scrolled over them quickly.

"Oh this is a good one Penny! Would you rather eat your own food or get married to a giraffe and never be able to get a divorce?"

"Uhmm.... probably eat my own foot. I would literally be stuck to be forever alone."

"You are going to be forever alone anyways." Niall says with a smirk.

I playfully hit him and ask him the same question.

"I'd probably eat my own foot too. As long as I could cook it first."

"Eww, you're gross."

"So you would rather have yours raw?"

"Well... no bu-"

"Then I win." He says, sticking his tongue to out at me.

"Whatever tickles your floating peach boat Niall. Oh! This is a good one! Would you rather change gender everytime you sneeze or be sexually attracted to fruit?" I say, giggling.

He laughs and says "I don't know that is a hard one! I'd have to go with.... oh god... sexually attracted to fruit...?"

I burst out laughing.

"You heard it here people! Niall and fruit are bed buddies!" I say, dodging the hit he was going to throw.

"I was just answering the question Penelope. Now you."

"Well I always sneeze twice so the first one."

"Really? I'm surprised, I thought you would go with the fruit one because then you wouldn't feel as bad about yourself being forever alone and because you could sleep with your crush. Works both ways."

"I will seriously hit you down there again." I threaten.

"Oh no."

"Yeah. Soooo next one! This one is great. Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody finds out or not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did? I definitely chose to have sex with a goat but nobody knows."

"These are great oh and she would have sex with a goat sooo... i'd probably not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks I did because I can clear my name and I don't care what people think."

"Okay cool."

We keep going through the comments, answering more questions and then they want to play another game. Truth or dare. I promised to play as long as it was appropriate. The fans would give us truth and dare questions and things to do.

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