Odell
I woke up to banging on my door. Now who the hell is knocking on my door like the damn police. As I looked through the peephole, it was nobody but Jarvis' butter bean head ass.
"Why you banging on my damn door like you don't have any sense?" I asked annoyed.
"Mayne get dressed, we finna work out, no days off. It may be off season but the grind don't stop." He said while cheesing.
I just shook my head at this goofy ass nigga. I opened the door wider so he could come in. As soon as his sloppy neck ass got in, he went to the kitchen.
"Nigga do you pay the bills around here? I didn't tell yo ass to go in my kitchen" I said seriously.
"Boa shut cho nasty neck ass up, you know the deal." He said while grabbing a Gatorade out of the refrigerator.
I flipped him off and walked up the stairs to my room to get dressed. I put my phone on the dock, playing "Wicked" by Future. I walked into my bathroom, stripping of my clothes to take a shower. After 20 minutes of doing my hygiene, I stepped out while wrapping a towel around my waist. I walked to my sink, brushing my teeth. After I finished I walked over to my drawer to put my boxers on. I walk over to my closet, and put on my Nike Pro work out shorts. I put on a regular white tee, while adding my socks and black Yeezy's. I grabbed my phone off the dock and went downstairs to see Jarvis watching Sports Center while eating Gushers.
I walked up and smacked him on the back of his head saying, "let's go."
He smacked his lips, while getting up and turning the TV off. He threw his trash away as I waited on him to walk out so I could lock up. He went to his Range while I went to my Chrysler 300. Now I know you're probably thinking, all this money this nigga got and he driving a damn Chrysler. Shut cho ass up, cause Chrysler's sexy. I got in, and started the car up. Backing up, I made my way to the gym.
At the gym, I lifted weights for about 30 minutes, ran on the treadmill, and all that good stuff. After working out for 3 hours, we headed out to get something to eat. We decided on Subway. As I was walking out of the gym, Jarvis pointed out a bad ass broad. Making sure I wasn't too sweaty, I walked up about to spit game real smooth.
"Aye Shorty!" I yelled. She turns around and smiles at me.
"Wassup?"she said.
Now, let me tell you. As bad as she was...her breath was on FIRE. Her shit smells like all types of depression and mama issues. I'm not gone do her like that, so I said "I just saw you looking all good, and tell you keep doing ya thing ma."
She smiled and said " you're Odell Beckham Jr. right?"
I smiled and nodded. She continued to say, "you're really good at what you do, keep it up." I smile again trying not to throw up from her foul ass breath.
"Thank you. As much as I hate to say this, but I have to get going." I said trying to get out of the situation.
She nodded and asked for a picture. We took the picture, said our goodbyes and I made my way back to my car.
"I didn't see phones being exchanged so that means you didn't get her number." Jarvis said laughing.
I just shook my head and laughed. "Her dental hygiene ain't in check. I'm not with that shit." I said in all seriousness.
Jarvis laughed and dapped me up. "Aye imma have to skip out on Subway. I have to head out. I have an early flight back to Florida in the morning. I need to get my beauty sleep."
"You shole do, cause you one ugly ass nigga." I said laughing. "But alright, you be safe man."
He nodded and walked over to his car. I did the same. Starting my car, I made my way back home.
Excuse any errors.
