My name is Omar Vizquel.
Here's my resume.
Greasy
Taco
I love
Nacho bell grande
Cheesy gordita
I like your nachos
Like diarrhea
Man I really like
Taco bell
I know I can't
Watch you make my food
Drop on the floor
I think it's rude
Man I really like
Taco bell
[Chorus:]
Here's to the Mexican
Who makes me my food (me gusta)
How is that I just ate
Now I have to poop
Fast food
Greasy
Taco
I love
Food like this
Could only come
From above [x2]
[Jay Joseph:]
Robbed a taco store and asked them for a refill
Hey this is JRizzle
Listen up all y'all
I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball
I put chalupas where my mouth is
So watch this
Because I'm the dopest rapper
That you've ever messed with
Sir, welcome to Taco Bell
May I take your order
Yeah can I have a big mac and a pepsi
Sir we don't sell big macs
And some chicken nuggets
We don't have chicken nuggets either
Sauce!
T-A-C-O B-E double L
The cashier's name is Omar Vizquel
People always
Persecute me
But I know they'll die
For eating Chipotle
How is it that you
Could hate
Good old taco bell
And how is it that you
Could like Chipotle
We walked into the Taco Bell
Because I was craving some crunchy shell
The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah)
I was flying as high as a kite
And I looked up to my delight
They were having a special on chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
And as you know there was a man
Who preached the truth
On rock and sand
And Jesus won't hold your sins to you
And we all know that he broke the bread
But I know that St. Peter said
That his favorite food was chalupas
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
My chalupa
I love this song
Beef
It's a good song
And Cheese
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell yeah
Beef and cheese in a taco shell
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
Take that it'll make you fat
We got the stuff that'll make your booty go
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
And lettuce
Beef and cheese
Beef and cheese
Okay
And lettuce
Beef and beef and cheese
Now is the time
That we end this song
Without tacos
Life would be wrong
Man I really love taco bell
Michael was right
Tacos are great
If you're real hungry
They're open real late
Man I really love taco bell
[Chorus]
I'm full
So dude there's these two black guys in a bar
Hey shh we're still recording
[Unintelligible burps and noises and laughing]
I got an email from the best restaurant ever...
Taco Bell.
I met my beloved Chalupa there.
'Nuff said.
Here's what it said:
'Hey secsy kawaii Omar~chan.
We want you to handle the money.
Tommorow at 5PM.
See ya there.
Tyler Joseph'
Shit happened. I'll tell you l8er.
But I am proud to say...
That I work at Taco Bell.
