The hell that is my future

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"HALLO MY NAM IS AN MINOLOO IS AN GRILLED CHES " Minoloo said to an entire classroom filled with nothing but raw broccoli. Minoloo had many issues.
Minoloo left the class of vegetables and walked into the Pacific Ocean. He plugged his nose because the ocean smelled bad.
"HALLO MY NAM IS AN MINOLOO IS AN GRILLED CHES " he breathed into an air bubble that was about to hit some small fish. He then frowned because he realized that he was not being truthful. In fact, he was not a grilled cheese.
He rode a land octopus to shore and bit off his tongue. RIP tongue. He closed his eyes and was about to repeat his favourite riddle, but then he forgot it. He sadly dabbed.
"BAE GOALS!" Yelled a flying goat. The goat floated to the ground and asked Minoloo to praise Obama. Minoloo would do no such thing. He attempted to spit on the goat, but found this difficult due to his lack of tongue.
"So you pull out into a desk not a person?" The goat calmly asked whilst fapping.
"No," replied Minoloo, "memes."

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