Minoloo woke up one morning, to realize he hadn't been to work in 17 days. He wondered if he would be fired, the people who work at the Russian moon were real hard ass dicks. Minoloo who now had no tongue because of previous events, had trouble eating his cereal. Then, Minoloo decided to ride an old man to work, he initially was going to ride the bus, but he only had clams, and you can't pay for the bus in clams.
Minoloo ended up in Russia and then rode Putin's Ego to the moon. Once at the moon there was an Italian man. The man had a fire extinguisher in his butt and told Minoloo he was his new boss and to praise Obama. Why? Why did everyone in the world convert to obamaism. MINOLOO WOULD NEVER CHANGE HIS SOUL!
So he jumped off of the moon to go work on a street corner, because that was the only place he could work with his 7 degrees in mineral mining and where he wasn't forced to praise OBAMA
