Before I confuse thee let me present thy with what will make them feel dumb and disoriented for henceforth not figuring out. For with null results comes null growth and prosperity.
Ok Shakespeare aside, here's what you've all been busting your guts about:
Romeo and Juliet are both fish.
Yeah I know.
The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke spilling glass and water and our fishy friends did not survive.
I know I'm pretty coy.
Sea what I did there, you dolphinetly did. Whale you bloody land mammal just shut up.
Fine but if I do don't expect me to sand you anymore riddles.
That's a-dory-ble. Hufflepuffing Nemo puns are never to late to save the day.
But Siriusly this is getting a little riddikulous, shut up.
Fine I'll be as quite as a mouse.
You're barking mad.
Why thankyou.
This isn't funny anymore I have a Sirius problem, and not the good kind where he is your best friend and you're secretly in love with him and the story becomes so cliché.
The bad kind, if there is such a thing.
Now for all my LOTR fans. A riddle. And you other people who's minds are
un-inhobbited by this fandom can answer too.
A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.
Or you can just guess what's in my pocket, up to you.
By peeps, Pineapple Pig is signing out.
YOU ARE READING
Riddles to boggle your brain
RandomJust, riddles, cause I can. And because you're not confused enough as it is. Most, if not all, of these have not come from my brain but from the very exciting inter-webs. Yes I am aware I called the Internet the inter-webs.
