Me:*randomly typing shit*
Lou:*walks in* suuppp nigggaaaaa!
Me:lou you little shit!! Why chu call meh neggaaa?!
Lou:cause I said so bish! *says sassily*
Me:oh hell nah! Fight meh you nigga!
Lou:*growls* you say so shorty...... *smirks*
~awkward silence~
Lou:ummmmm? You there?
Me: *disappears into smoke*
Luke: dude what the fuck?! I was watching boku no Pico! *mumbles curses*
Lou: okay..... Wai-what?!?! Gaaahhh!!!! I'm gonna be raped by barbie!!!! *runs away screaming* helph meh shorty!!!!!!!!
Me:*hairs forming into nine tails* what did you just call me dobe!? *runs after lou*
Lou:nuuu!!!! Shorty's gonna rape me too!!
Luke:dammit! Guys shut up will ya'?!
Me:*flips hair* nu way! I'm to fab to shut up *walks away sassily*
~another awkward silence~
Lou:WTF? *looking were I walked with a 'WTF? ' face*
Luke:damn you both! Just look,look! *points at reader* the readers need more luke!! And I need more li-
*and that's how my life with two idiots literally*
A\N
へっぉえゔぇりょねてぃしsmyふぃrstぼおkそぢぢょうぐyせんじょいぇづt？
Translate: hello everyone this is my first book did you enjoyed it?
(for the truth I'm not really sure that's what I wrote *sweatdropped*)
YOU ARE READING
No more lies
RandomLike it said no more lies..... But this has a much different thing than you guys thought
