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Zayn Malik and Lexi Bradley married?

 HASHTAG ZEXI? LAYN? LAXI? ZAXI? LEYN?

No matter what we decided to ship them as, it’s official. Lexi Bradley and Zayn Malik stepped out last night at the final show of their tour, both flashing fancy new wedding rings. You’re just as surprised as we are.

We’re not sure who we’re more jealous of.

This morning, when asked by paps about it, Mrs. Malik stated that it was true. Later she then tweeted:

@Lexi_Bradford: Yep, totally taken and loved up with my hubby and our puppy.

 

I think we should all take a moment to fall in love with that man cuddling that puppy. Zayn with small puppies and Lexi Bradley is not something we knew we needed until we had it. We can’t get enough of this surprise couple. At least we now know who Lexi’s been tweeting and Instagraming about these past few months! It was already a shock to see her settling down, even more so with the man she continuously said she hated.

Oh celebrities and their weird habits. We’ll never understand.

In case you wanted to see the article we posted about their surprise duet last night, it’s here.

Zayn Malik and Lexi Bradley hitched!

          You heard it right. According to bandmate Louis Tomlinson, the two tied the knot in a tiny chapel in Las Vegas, he being the only one present for their Elvis wedding. Tomlinson also said that neither groom nor brides families knew about the relationship, much less the wedding. “It was a surprise, really. Lexi decided it was going to happen to the three of us flew out to Vegas and they did it. It was a snap decision that worked out quite nicely.” Tomlinson said when questioned about the relationship, “They’re genuine and it really isn’t for publicity. Trust me, if it was for publicity you’d know. Zayn’s a terrible actor.”

New Mrs. Malik finally speaks about marriage

“When we first started dating, we didn’t want to announce anything until we knew where it was going. We broke up and got back together what must’ve been a thousand times due to our constant bickering.” Lexi stated when asked about where the surprise relationship came from.

After asking her what made her decide that it was a good idea to then marry the person she fought with, she said, “I was jealous of a publicity stunt he was supposed to do, so I threw a bit of a fit and told him that he was marrying me and so we did. There’s a lot less fighting now, honestly. Less tension and the fights die down easier because we’re not screaming at each other to end the relationship. Neither of us is a big fan of divorce, so we’re in it for the long run. We always kind of knew we’d be stuck together forever, it’s just a bit hilarious to know that this is how we ended up being stuck together. “

So there you have it. The marriage is real and not for publicity, or so we’re told. We wish the best of luck to the new couple – they’re going to need it.

Zayn Malik puts a whole new spin on Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’

Zayn, you do know the song goes, “If you like it then you should’ve put a ring on it.” And not, “If you don’t like it you should’ve put a ring on it.” Right love?