Black Butler: Rap Battles

Alois vs Ciel

Alois:

Alright, Phantomhive, time for you to be observant.

You're a spoiled little brat who can't do anything without his servant.

You call yourself a noble? I think you're a fraud.

If I didn't know any better, I'd might have mistaken you for Claude.

My rap game is sick, yours is a disaster.

So get down on your knees and bow to your master!

Ciel:

This battle's gonna end like every fight always does

With you kissing my ass and begging me for your life.

I made a deal, motherfucker, and I'm employing him too

Telling him specific directions how to fuck with you.

I know that you like to think you're so sexual

But you just make everyone unconfortable

I win, you see, you monstrosity,

Because no one ever actually takes you seriously.

While you're up in your mansion, playing little games,

I'm off in the city, killin' the babes.

So why don't you go crying to your harmless little cult

And leave the real stuff to the adults.

Alois:

I've heard those raps beofre, so pick up and leave.

You really think you can rip off Adam and Eve?

It just proves my point, you don't do anything on your own.

And you think I'm sexual? Tell that to your moan.

"Oh look at me, I'm a blind boy with issues!

"Oh Sebastian, love me! Go fetch my tissues!"

I'm your replacement, Ciel, and I have much more to tell.

But I'll battle with you more when I see you in hell!

Ciel:

Bitch, you think I care? I've got stuff to do

While you're begging for your baby daddy to pay attention to you.

I'm really surprised you don't have that surgery soon

Then Claude would forever be stuck with you!

But even so, he'd probably still leave

A break from you is such a relief

Not even a baby is a good enough reason

To put up with you on a daily basis.

That's your greatest wish, right?

To be loved forever?

Well, why don't you come over here,

And beg for it from your true master.

Alois:

Oh that's funny, you gave me a real kick.

I'll remember that next time you're sitting on my dick.

You think you're so cute, you think your rhymes are fancy.

But I think you forgot, you're dealing with a Trancy.

I told you to hush, remember, my pet?

Get down on all fours and pay off oyur debt.

My ass and hips aren't common, and they sure don't lie.

But, if it's easier, you can kiss them goodbye!

Ciel:

You think you're so cute, pretending to be bad. I'm not even scared when you get mad.

You think I'm your pet, honey, you tripping

Yeah maybe for a bit we had a thing going.

But I'd leave it in an instant, no hesitation

Sebby's always been better at a full-body desolation.

I'll go back to him, he's happy to have me

Even your Claude wants a piece

Of this fine ass, and I know it.

Gonna have them fighting, just to show it.

They love me more than you!

Take it now, accept the truth

That only obsession can anchor you a thing

Who will love you like you're not a twink.

So give up now, Alois Twatcy

Then bitch who'd let anyone eat him like candy.

Alois:

Fine, he can eat your ass and your soul.

But would Senastian Michaelis make you do as you're told?

I'll never again give you the hottest sex at night.

Nor will you ever get another nibble or bit.

Your ass will no longer be red. You won't be tied to the bed.

I'll put the chain and collar aside, and all because you have to maintain your pride.

Ciel:

Prid ehas nothing to do with it now

I want a better boyfriend who will

Give it when I need

Instead of whenever HE needs.

That's my main problem

You stupid blonde.

You cannot just take and not respond.

You do things without permission

You do things without a thought

That have hurt me a lot, before!

And now I will even the score.

Never again, will you get a piece of me

Not until you prove truly

That you can be trusted, that I won't be hurt.

And even then, I will feel like dirt.

Because you can't say anything without saying you're better!

I'm gonna need some proof as to why you're "master"

This argument can't be solved by any seduction.

So kiss my sweet ass goodbye and get the hell out of my mansion.

Who do you think won?