Black Butler: Rap Battles

Sebastian vs Claude

Claude:

Step back, Sebastian, there's a new demon in town.

Time for you to submit and take off the crown.

We are of the same kind, so your looks aren't deceiving.

I see the monster you're hiding and it's the least bit intriguing.

Your  master, however seems to have some character.

It's a real shame you'll have to serve him forever.

Give up, Michaelis, you have no rap game.

Walk away while you can and hang your head in shame.

Sebastian:

I do not wish to see you once more

Why do you come knocking on my door?

Your game is weak, quite like you

Even my master knows it too!

You act as if you're better than me

But let's have a look at the record, see?

I beat your ass two times three

And to you I say: bitch, please!

Your plan is thing, and it will unravel

The second you come onto my gravel.

For here, you see, I rule all

You're just a pompous spider

Trained to come at my beck and call.

Claude:

"A pompous spider"?

What are you, a bird?

I come at your call?

That's a little absurd.

Yes, you've beat me once or twice, I'm not in denial.

But at least my eyebrows aren't stronger than my rapping style.

You love your master so much, you have such passion.

Like 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians', minus the fashion!

Well, let me step in and destroy your whole reality show.

You're a demon, remember, not a little boy's hoe.

Sebastian:

You're calling names some more?

That's rich, cumming (lol) from Trancy's whore.

What with his sharp tongue and booty shorts

You might just want to run away and abort

Because who knows who else has been up in there?

(Gossip states most of the manor)

But of course, as a gentleman always,

I don't listen to such frivolities.

I find the facts myself, you see,

And in the facts, once again, do we see?

That you are below everyone, especially me

Not just in IQ, but also society.

So step off your high horse, down to your natural place

And live up to your reputation of wasted space.

Claude:

Face it, Sebastian! You've been replaced!

No one else wants to see your dumb ass face!

You think you're above me,

We are in the same place!

The only difference is I can pick up the pace.

You're nothing more than a disgrace.

You're an insult to my race.

If anything it's YOU who's the waste of space!

Sebastian:

Claude, Claude, stupid Claude.

The demon to a master flawed

In the mind, no respite

Like there has been a bite

Out of your brain,

Going insane,

Locked in a cage of pain.

You're right where you

Deserve to be

Claude the demon spider, he

Craves for better

Gets the worse

Just as he did deserve

And still does, to this day

Forced to always pay

Out to the highest bidders

(Though who would want him)

Gives me shivers

I pity him much

He's a sad little crutch

To think he matches me,

I laugh at his quiet plea

As if I care!

I have two objectives

Spreading for Ciel true incentives

And reminding those beneath

That they always remain bequeathed

Only to me, the stupid pomp

And all I have to say is, *mic drop*