The Little O' Me

Pick Your Punishment

Guys guys don't worry! I won't kill y'all... Just pick one and I'll do crappy things! But not killing... FYI I can't live without killing crimes and monsters and torturing innocent people or innocent (not) crimes...
If I summon it in front of y'all that's my Demon Battleaxe *grins evilly*
Just don't think its a punishment imma just show it and the things it do for me *sticks out her hand* grab my hand and I'll show you the wonders of my annoying examples!
Example: Gun- Riffle
My comment: it shoots my enemies at le back and le front, here's a example *shoots the windows of my room and breaks into pieces* oh.... Oh crap.... My big brother's gonna kill me... Dang.. F*ck... Hey uhh can we do this---
Ryu: Yumi! I heard a sound of shooting! What--..... Did you do?
Uhhh... My... Genos did that.. He... Uhh...*throws riffle at the floor* he tried eating my window...
Ryu:..... Your grounded
F*CK YOU NII-SAN!!!!
Ryu: no cussing, no killing and no missions in 5 weeks
I... I can't live without those!
Ryu: then no WiFi for 10 months!
Uhhh I'll just stick to the first ground
Ryu: good! *closes the door*
...*pouts* now I'm not allowed to cuss and kill... Also missions *phone rings* oh hey its Aiko my annoying donkey "secretary"...*takes it* What!?
Aiko: Ms. Tama--
JUST TAMASHI!! GAWD!!
Aiko: ehem.. As I am saying, Boss is calling you in his office, and he has sent you the absent missions that you haven't finished yet, what were you doing in that time?
Training and drawing... Also taking Ghrams a walk in the mall and park
Aiko: this missions are already 100+ your the only PA member that can finish these!
Tell Bo$$ I'm grounded, also tell Bo$$ to get a new tux, his tux smells like sh--
Ryu:*pops out of no where* sh?
Shoes.. Yeah.. Shoes *nervously smiles*
Ryu:*walks out the room*
Aiko: okaayy.. Why were you grounded?
Why are you asking?
Aiko: windows?
No! Maybe...
Aiko: tssskk tssskk ye ye I'll just go now *hangs up*
*groans* di--
Ryu:*opens the door* Di?
Ditcher! Yeah.. A ditcher! She ditch me for nothing..
Ryu: hmm...*closes door*