So I thought about writing this book one night when I was up late pondering my life choices. The comedic title came to me and I've been flipping the idea in my head ever since. My initial thoughts were that maybe this platform (with its wonderful but also sometimes not so wonderful comment section) would be a good way to discreetly get some advice. As my choices got worse, this seemed like a better and better idea. But alas, I was always out and actually putting pen to paper or rather thumbs to keyboard, seemed exhausting.
Eventually I thought I had moved on, grown up, matured. And yet here I am, writing this, so spoiler alert- that didn't pan out. But I'd like to think that now when I do things that fit so well in this book, I do them with wisdom, not air-headed-ness and a desire to be accepted.
But I suppose that's for you to decide, so read on, reader, and tell me what you would do... I may still be curious as how to handle this ever escalating mess, and you may hold the answer.
You can also call me a fuck-up, at this point, I've accepted it and learned to love it, or at least pretend until I'm in a dark room by myself where no one can hear me cry. But all the same, please enjoy!
This book is in no way related to my actual life. Wink wink.
In all seriousness, names and places have been altered to protect mine and others identities, I mean who needs people ACTUALLY judging us? And by us I mean me. Well, Eli, but whatever.
ENJOY!
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