: Mystery Inc : What are you doing? :
: Macca : Pole dancing, you? :
I smirked at my phone as I threw my feet onto the desk in front of me and leaned back into my computer chair as I waited for a text from the Mysterious Phone super hero.
: Mystery Inc : With my friends... wait, are you serious? :
: Macca : As serious as Macaroni and cheese :
: Mystery Inc : What :
: Macca : I'm not serious, my god man/woman - you do not know me at all :
: Mystery Inc : I've only talked to you for the past twenty minutes :
: Macca : Is that anyway to speak to your lover? :
I swear the god I am the weirdest person in the entire country at the moment. I mean, who honestly mentally makes up their mind that they're going to marry some stranger that returned my mobile phone to me when I had lost it?
And I still don't know the gender, age or name of this person - I just like the fact they had texted me an entire script of an episode of Sponge Bob.
I sniffed, rubbing the tip of my nose with the back of my hand as I continued to stare at the screen as The Avengers began and I pulled my blanket around me tighter.
My phone vibrates and I looked down to see the Mystery person had texted me again.
: Mysterty Inc : I'm sorry baby, please take me back :
: Macca : I dunno man, you hurt me really deep :
: Mystery Inc : I'll buy you chocolate :
: Macca : When's the wedding? :
: Mystery Inc : I think we should have it in spring :
: Macca : Sounds like a plan, is mud cake good for you? We'll have a few more varities so people with different tastes will be satisfied and we can stuff our faces with them all :
: Mystery Inc : You are the smartest person in the world :
: Macca : Hey, hey, hey, save that talk for the honey moon - we'll be having movies nights while watching movies from Grease to the Labyrinth while eating junk food :
After a second I stared at my phone with wide, terrified eyes - my god. Did I just say we'll have a honey moon - when we haven't even planned what other food we're going to be eating!
: Mystery Inc : Sounds like a plan :
: Macca : Quick question, are you male, or female? :
I waited for a response, but none never came through... so I guess that was the wrong thing to ask?
Leaving my phone on the arm of my couch I grabbed my blankets and pulled them over me as I stared at the television. After a few seconds I reached up and turned the lamp off and laid my head on the pillows before I slowly started to doze off.
And soon enough, I was sleep with The Avengers softly playing on the television.
Waking Up:
Scratching my head I rolled off of my couch and went onto my hands and knees before I started crawling for my kitchen, The Avengers still playing in the back ground quietly.
Getting onto my feet I flipped the kettle on and then pulled my Yoda cup out and put a tea bag in. Scratching the back of my head I stumbled out of the kitchen and to my bedroom and turned the shower on.
Hopping out of the shower I pulled on some black leggings and a large blue sweater over my bra, pulling on my socks and black and white converse onto my feet.
Walking out of my room as I shook my hair free as I jumped onto my counter top, made my tea and then sipped the liquid from the gods.
Staring at the clock as it ticked by blurrily, I then hopped off of my counter, putting my cup into the tea cup and then grabbed my glasses, wallet and mobile and headed out for the grocery store.
My arms itched, begging to be scratched as what ever the cleaners this apartment building used to clean the hallways always sent my Eczema - and it just kills.
Ignoring the temptation I hurried out of my building, into the cold air of London and pushed my way to the grocery store. Arriving there I a basket and started to collect the usual stuff, tea, milk, sugar, junk food, two-minute meals and some crackers.
Getting to the check out I put my things up and then took my wallet out and paid - but then my phone rang, pausing I leaned on the grocery store wall I went to pull my phone out when someone ran someone ran into me.
"Ooph!" I fell face first into the pavement and the person landed in front of me. I felt something hit me and I blinked the milk out of my eyes as I quickly pushed the person who had been on top of me, off.
"Watch it four eyes"
I went to speak but the person only got up, kicking my shopping bag onto the road and hurried away. Sighing I slowly stood up, ignoring the stares of people who were either lost a words, smirking or were filled with pity.
I hurried over to the road and yanked my bag, my milk had exploded thanks to that ass.
Turning back around I walked into the grocery store again and bought another milk before I got home - wonder who the heck had the decency to knock me over, kick my grocery bag onto the road and then tell me it's my fault!
Shaking my head at society's idiot I entered my apartment and then dumped everything onto the bench and then pulled my phone out, thank god it didn't crack or anything.
: Mystery Inc : I'm male :
"Holy...." does that mean I had just planned my wedding - with a guy?! I mean, a female would mean she would know I'm joking - but what if this guy is a psycho and he doesn't take it as a joke?!
Oh well... I know people.
: Macca : Good to know, though I am wondering what the function of a rubber duck is - do you know? :
Well, if he's a crazy stalker - he's just met his match because I am a female lunatic with a love for fire crackers.
