Josh: Something smells delicious.
Tyler: It's a surprise don't go inside the kitchen!
Tyler looks at Josh suspiciously, it was a brief moment of awkward silence. Josh then looks at the kitchen door then looks at Tyler. Tyler runs for the door along with Josh. Before Josh could get in Tyler slams the door in his face.
Josh: Open the door!
Tyler: It's a surprise that means you can't know what it is!
Josh: Fine.
Josh runs to the back of the house and looks out the window but Tyler had already close the blinds. He trues to use the back door, but of course Tyler locked that too.
Josh: Just a little peek?
Tyler: No.
But then Josh remembered something. Back when. They bought the house. They had a panic room that led up the living room. They hid the trap door under the couch. Josh opens the door to the panic room it was dark so he took out his phone and pulled up his flashlight app. He found the ladder and started to climb it took him about five minutes to reach the trap door. He could barely open the the trap door but with his strength he could do it. After he opened it far enough he tried to get up.
Anathema: Tyler I'm home! Anyone one?
Anathema tries to open the kitchen door.
Anathema: Why is the door locked?
Tyler opens the door.
Tyler: I'm making a surprise dinner for Josh. Can you fix that couch for me.
Anthem pushes the couch crushing Josh fingers.
Josh:AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Josh falls down the ladder which was pretty far down.
Anathema notices the loud screaming and pushes the couch completely out the way opening the trap door.
Anathema: Ummm, Tyler we need an ambulance fast.
At the hospital.
Josh: ugh.
Tyler: It was your fault for not being patient. Now are your ready for your surprise? Now you have a broken hand and 3 fractured ribs.
Josh: HECK YEAH I AM!!!
Tyler: It took me some time, but SURPRISE!!!
Tyler puts the Plate in front of Josh, it's a chalupa.
Tyler: Sorry for making you wait so long I hope you like it!
Josh: ugh I hate chalupas.
THE END
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