Levy here
Today I will be asking one simple question...
Are you lazy?
If you don't know you're lazy, I am here to give you the signs of laziness
Because I....I am lazy...
Sad I know, but I'm too lazy to care.
it starts when you grow into your teenage years, it hits unexpectedly, you're unaware that it has been waiting for the chance to strike all these years. First it begins, you're sitting on couch watching a movie when mother tells you to get up and do your chores. The urge to sit and continue to watch the movie it...annoys you....if this were a situation right now, what would you do?
A) continue to sit and watch the movie
B) tell your mom you will in a sec,but never move
C)pause the movie and clean
If you chose a or b
You are f*cking lazy
I am sorry to say..
As you continue growing, the laziness just gets bigger, like a weight on your shoulder,the only way to get rid of it, is to show it who's boss asf, like by doing sports, activities(that don't involve sitting on your ass), ect. But if you're like me and can't even walk for 10 minuets then your shit out of luck lmao.
These are some signs of laziness:
1) sleeping in(past 12;00 am in the afternoon)
2) groaning when your parents ask you to get up
3)dragging your feet as you walk
4)can't even bend over to pick something up
5) "jimmy do your chores"
"Oh mom look a spider"
-mom looks the way you pointed and you crawl away to your room-
6)staying in your room all day
7) once you get in the shower you don't wanna get back out
8)"I'm not doing my homework my arms broken and tired"
Those are some of the many signs
If you have severe laziness please contact me at
666 666 6666
Or at
Kmspls@assmail.com
