Okay,so I guess I should just start off by saying that I am engaged to Starbucks_Trash_Eren and I am gayyy as FUCK too. Like holy shit I'm more gay than Justin Bieber and Nickelback combined. Anyways,I can be kinda hatey sometimes but otherwise I'm just your typical hipster. I like coffee to much and it was my first love. Ha ha ha. My ring has a little needle to stab people with and I've stabbed myself on accident before. The most ultimate hipster is probably Officially_AoT_Trash's son Goat Kid. That little dude likes math more than he likes most people. Fuck,if there was a sexual orientation for loving math he'd certainly be in that group. HE'S A MATH HIPSTER. I'd rather not talk about my childhood but if you pay me I'll tell you whatever you want regarding it. I'm not a virgin anymore but I can't give you straight sex advice for obvious reasons. My cat is getting fat and attacks my garbage can. I can't get online as often as I want because I don't have control of the internet box. I'm going to live with my Mamaw sometime soon and I hope she'll have unlimited wifi so...Well,thats about it.
