"JOSUKE" okuyasu screamed as he kicked down the fucking door, "GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS"
"mail time?" josuke asked, waiting for a reply from okuyasu.
"NO YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, IT'S 4:20!!!" okuyasu shouted again, "I WANNA SMONK THE WEED WE WERE SAVING"
josuke gasped like one of those kawaii anime girls and pulled a lit blunt out of his god damn fucking asshole and stuck it up his nose, and okuyasu followed suit. a few minutes later, the two gay high-schoolers were stoned as fuck.
"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkghlkfhklaha fUck this shit is hard...... i feel like a heroin addict" okuyasu said calmly as his eyes glazed over, "mmmmmm this juice is delicious" josuke said as he slurped really loudly to cover up the sound of that gremlin rohan saying "that's paint asshole".
"jOsukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEe..... i'm hungry let's get taco bell" okuyasu said in his raspy old man voice while tugging on josuke's uniform. "fiiiiiiiiiiine let's goooooooooo" josuke complained as he pulled okuyasu across the street. josuke gets hit by a car and fucking dies the end
josuke never got his taco bell liek if u cry evertim
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josuke gets taco bell and fucking dies
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