Dumb moments 1-10

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1) OMGGGGG LYK HARREH IS SOOOO PEFFFF AND I WANT TO HAVE HIS BABIEZZZZ!

Lol no.

2) Louis tried to murder me yesterday. Why you may ask? I said my favorite food was potatoes. And not.... CARROTS!

Um why?

3) Harry used to bully me because he was in love with me. But then Niall saved me because he loves me too. Then me and Louis started kissing, I went to dinner with Zayn, and had Liam's babiezzzz.

Danggg. You must be pretty special. Or just crazy... Yep. Probably the second one.

4) when the book starts...

"RINGGG!" My alarm clock went off.

No really? I thought it was my dog.

5) I looked at Hazzas brown orbs.

Three things wrong here...

A) I don't think everybody calls Harry that all the time.

B) lol opps. He has green eyes.

C) I didn't know that you were a medium and looked in orbs all day.

THEY ARE EYES PEOPLE!

6) When Harry falls in love with a 10 year old.

7) When Harry finds a random kid and says "hey. I'm your dad. No need for adoption papers because finders keepers right???"

8) When Harry is in love with a 45 year old.

9) when Harry only wears black shirts.

10) When every single fanfiction is about Harry.

This isn't meant to insult ANYONE. It is for pure enjoyment.

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