This is where I leave You

All sorts of Blah Blah's:

Hola people!

Namaste!

So here we are to do um... blah & blah!

Lol, as nowadays plagiarism is the coolest thing everywhere *though it is very, very bad*, be it YouTube or Wattpad so I guess I should or I must do something about it. Something that almost every Wattpad writer does!

The boring blah blah's of All Rights Reserved and the Author's Note which nobody reads... but I do. I swear I read every word in a book including all the ramblings and notes of the authors, even in my Physics book where the oldie author babbles about all the previous editions and all that jazz! Yeah, I am a geek with no life outside books... ha, so wrong.

*Or maybe you're right but I ain't gonna tell ya*

See I'm such a hobo though my parents provide me shelter. But I guess, soon they'll kick me out if I don't land with a great job, huh! So much for not being a hobo... bleh! Anyway, the bottom line here is: I am a hobo with a house. Though it's my folks' house.

Am I even making any sense? I guess not. But who cares?

So yeah anyway, don't you dare roll those eyes of yours at me or else... or else I will cry. Um, no I find it difficult to cry so maybe I'll just pretend to cry and end up laughing nonetheless.

Anywaaaaay, *drawls*

So let's get some work done:

Do NOT copy my work or any of my ideas as those are the only few things which indicate that I may have a brain, so have some clemency on me! [Nice word, right? Yay, me!]

*cue Gangnam style*

Okay, I agree I googled (wow Google! Momma's so proud of you! My baby is now used as a verb *heart eyes*) the spelling of Gangnam because hey, you never know! People these days get offended even when you say... well, um nothing! See, ya feel me?

Argh! Back to work, but hey, writing is still not my work as I'm jobless and still in university and also writing is what? An escape maybe? Yeah, that.

*drags brain back to focus again*

So yeah, do NOT steal anything of this book, okay? Okay.

PS: It's not a The Fault in Our Stars reference for heaven's sake, okay? Okay. LOL, I just have a habit of this weird thing well maybe because I am weird. Also I have seen the movie but haven't read the book.

*saves myself from John Green's gigantic army*

Anywaaaay again *sigh*, I would love to finally continue and tell you that this book is my property and the 'All Rights Reserved' tag is mentioned.

Also it's a work of fiction and I don't want to hurt anyone's sentiments and any resemblance to any person, place, animal (mostly dogs and/or cats, ape, gorillas and finally whales), bird, insect or thing is not meant to demean them in anyway. It's a coincidence, okay? Okay.

Are we cool to move on? I hope so or have you guys left already? :o Anyone home?

My chapters would be long: maybe 3,000 or 4,000 words, okay? Okay.