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You both like drunk.
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: age
You: 9teeeeeen
Stranger: haha do you have kik
You: pffffft fuck kik...I DONT KIK PEOPLE D:
Stranger: aww why not
You: bc...I dropped my phone in a ditch on halloween when a lil kid pushed me
Stranger: aww no nightmare
You: I landed in the ditch ..that is a nightmare
You: that bitch child
Stranger: haha so your phoneless
You: currently but heeeeey we got narnia and omegle weeeeee
Stranger: whats narnia
You: :O where have you beeeeen?!
You: omgeee one sec
You: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/47/40/23/47402346a6c7fd6f492d1bcc93436f9c.jpg
You: narnia when the kids discovered it
Stranger: yeah coarse iv heard of that haha i thought you were on about another way of talking to people
You: oh nope Im just crazy..and I might have a slight concussion from running into a pole today
Stranger: haha how did you manage that
You: welll...it all started with a 7eleven slupee
You: slurpee whoops
You: and then I was walking and twirling and sipping and BAM a pole hit me in the face
Stranger: aww no haha i love 7eleven slurpees
You: meeeee tooooo!
You: I threw one at this guy who tried to hit on me yesterday..he was like do you like my tree! NO YA NASTY
Stranger: haha thats funny iv only had 2 before
You: WUT! xc seriously u neeeeed to get out of the rock patrick star put u under
Stranger: im from england haha only been to canada once
You: your british! and you no tell meee! :o marry meeeeee -holds out ring pop-
You: Im italian haha but i live in the usa
Stranger: aww really thats class i love italian girls
You: YAY i feel loved.. ooh a cloud ..I wanna catch clouds..but they dont let me .-.
Stranger: who doesnt let you hahha how drunk are you
You: eh ...I lost count after 10 shots of coconut vodka....
Stranger: haha thats funny are you a horny drunk ;)
You: NO! D: -runsaway-
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