I really want to slap you right now. But I promised I would always be nice to you. Therefore I cannot slap you. So I will mentally slap you instead. Then I can do it harder.
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I really want to slap you right now. But I promised I would always be nice to you. Therefore I cannot slap you. So I will mentally slap you instead. Then I can do it harder.
