A Certain Obsession- Undertale Sans X Reader

Skele-Kiss

(I know, the pic is a BIG spoiler I'm sorry. Also, just pretend that they're not dressed In winter clothing)

You walk out into the sunny neiborhood. You gotta admit, Snowdin is much better with snow.....But In the summer? It's not half bad. You greeted everyone you passed, the girls complementing you, and the guys blushing trying their best not to look at you. Some guys were weirdos and they whistled at you.

*Time skip, now it's Friday

"Today's the day!" You state, while straining your hair. 'Gotta look my best for Sans.' You thought. Then you put one the special outfit. You wanted to wear a regular sweater but then Mettaton wanted you to wear the cut one so you put in the wash. You were thinking of things to say to him On the date. You didn't wanna Google anything so you brainstromed.

"Hey, Sansy."

'UGH! NO!'

"Hey there bag of bones!"

'URG, I SOUND SO DESPERSTE!'

Again, for a ten year old mind. You sure acted like a teenager.

"Sup."

'Hmmm. That's not bad, alright! That's what I'll say!'

You jump out of the room skipping like red riding hood, on the way out, you were so happy that you hugged papy. "OH! HELLO, HUMAN. WHY SO HAPPY?" "I'm going on a date!" You smile proudly. "WOWIE, HUMAN! GOOD LUCK! BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF DEODARANT!" A little embarrassed, you assured him that you had put on plenty. He smelled you to make sure, with his non-existing nose. Then he let you go, wishing you luck. As you walk out. The sky was clear, no clouds to be seen. And everyone in Snowdin looked happy and cheerfull. This made you smile, you were use to be being the center of attention from changing age and all. It was pretty cool because you got to meet people you never even knew before. It was awesome.

It was getting close to 8:00, the sun was set and the stars were out. The beautiful Snowdin lights on. Truely, a beautiful night. You take a moment to stand there. Enjoying the cool, summer night breeze. You cherish these nights. As they are precious to you. "So beautiful." You say, softly.

"Yeah, it is pretty cool." You jumped, Sans was right there next to you. He must have teleported and you didn't notice. You stare him down clearly showing that you didn't like what he did. "Oh, sorry kiddo. I was just a little anxious to see you.....Ya know?" Sans explained. You never seen Sans so calm, and quiet. And he's less punny than usual. 'What's up with him?' You wondered.

"Hey.....Wanna hear a joke, kid?" There he is. The Sans you know. "Sure." You said.

"Why did the skeleton want a friend?"

"I dunno, why?"

"Because he was feeling BONEly."

You busted out laughing historically. You just kept on laughing. "Heh, Guess that one was a real BONE tickler, huh?" You laugh even harder, to the point where you can't even breath.

"So. Wanna just have a walk for our date, I mean, It's so nice outside. So why not?" You nod in agreement with Sans and you begin walking. Sans asks you if you had any snacks, you had pocky. But that was it. "I have pocky!" You said, handing him one of the choclate covered biscuit sticks. "Thanks."

"Mmmm, These are pretty good, got any more?" You answer him by looking in the tiny pocky box. There was only one left. "Yeah...There's one left. And it's Mine'" You yell mockingly as you stick the pocky stick in your mouth.

Sans smirked. It looked like he had an evil idea. "Well.....If you won't let me have it....." He stared into your eyes, "Then I guess I gotta take it!" He bit the other end of the pocky stick and brang you into a kiss. You were startled at first, but you soon melted away into the kiss. As the choclate melted with you. The moments later you pulled away. You regretted that.

"That one pocky stick tasted great!" Sans said with a chuckle. You were blushing from the previous events. You also remembered your new outfit that you were wearing. 'did he even notice?' You wondered. But then, as if he heard your thoughts, he spoke up, saying "Nice outfit. A little revealing, but it looks nice on you." He smiled.

(Dang dat was long. Anyways. Hope you liked it. And I know..He kissed you! Omg! You Ded now? Is okay, I Ded too. Dat was certainly a bumpy ride. Here, have another pun)

'You wanna know why skeletons are terrible liars? It's because you can see right through them!'

*wink wink*