Am I Doomed To Be Alone?

Rear-end Blackmail

Operation B.U.T.T: 

Blackmail

Uncovers 

Titanic

Tush

My Pov

We had just dropped Numbuh 1 off at the beach. It was for his own good. He really needed a vacation. The others were saying I needed to get out, but I told them I was going to take Chocolate and Vanilla to the park. I clipped their leashes onto their collars and left the treehouse. Chocolate's collar and leash were dark blue while Vanilla's were a light pink. I walked through the park, seeing a lot of people out and about. That when Chocolate and Vanilla both cowarded behind me. I was wondering what they were hiding from. Sure enough, who do I see?

DCFDTL: "Why Erika. Out for a stroll I see."

Me: "So are you."

DCFDTL: "Yes. We were so bored, so we decided to go on a walk. Are you walking Madeline and Genevieve?" I cringed a little. I got a little sad anytime the others ever brought them up. That's when my whimpering puppies peeked their heads out from behind my legs. "Puppies? Why in the world would you want slobbering mutts for pets when you had a hamster and a cat?"

Me: "Because they both died under different circumstances. These puppies were an early birthday gift from a friend."

DCFDTL: "We're sorry for your pets. You'd better be careful with your new dogs. They look fragile." I noticed them glaring at my puppies.

Me: "I keep that in mind." I ushered my puppies along and they were more than willing to leave.

DCFDTL: "Oh, and don't be surprised if by the end of the day, your team is short a member." They left, laughing. What did they mean by that? I decided to go back to the treehouse, seeing how my puppies were upset. I got back and saw everyone else relaxing in their own way.

Numbuh 5: "Have a good walk Numbuh 7?"

Me: "Yeah. Chocolate and Vanilla enjoyed it."

Numbuh 2: "How's their training coming?"

Me: "Numbuh 60 says their coming along well and could graduate by the end of next week."

Numbuh 3: "Yay! We'll have 2 new operatives!"

Numbuh 4: "What're their numbers gonna be?"

Me: "I was thinking 0.7 and 0.8." That's when we heard a door shut. We all looked at Numbuh 1's room.

Numbuh 4: "Huh. Musta been the wind." After a while, Numbuh 1 came out of his room.

Numbuh 1: "So, it's with a heavy heart that I must resign from the Kids Next Door. Effective immediately." We all looked at Numbuh 1 in shock. We tried to change his mind, but it was no use. He left the treehouse, leaving all of us stunned. Numbuh 3 started bawling uncontrollably while Numbuh 4 tried to comfort her.

Numbuh 5: "Something just does add up here..." That's when Numbuh 2 came running Out Of Numbuh 1's room.

Numbuh 2: "Guys, look what I found in Numbuh 1's room!" Numbuh 2 handed Numbuh 5 an envelope she opened it and took the paper that was inside.

Numbuh 5: " It says; 'Leave your team behind, or we'll put your behind in the school yearbook.'?"

Numbuh 4: "What does that mean?" Numbuh 5 pulled out a picture and her confused look turned into one of shock.

Numbuh 5: "Ugh! Oh, no! Is that Nigel's hiney?!" I looked and blushed. Man! His butt was huge!

Numbuh 2: "Wow! That is one big butt!"

Numbuh 4: "Oh, let me see!" He swiped the picture. Numbuh 4 made several comments while Numbuh 3 stifled her giggles.

Numbuh 3: "Where'd they get a camera big enough to capture all that tushie?"

Me: "Guys, this is serious! We have to do something."

Numbuh 2: "Yeah! We've got to get to the bottom of this!" Numbuh 3 and 4 fell over in laughter.

Numbuh 5: "Now come on guys!"

Numbuh 3: "That is not gonna fit in the yearbook."

Numbuh 2: "Not unless they put a big section in the rear!" They all started rolling in laughter.

Me: "Guys, please be serious!"

Numbuh 2: "If I were Numbuh 1, I'd just turn the other cheek!" Soon, we all were laughing. I couldn't help it! While laughing, I thought back to what the DCFDTL had said. That when I realized they were behind this.

Me: "The Delightful Children are behind this!" Everyone finally stopped laughing and we hurried to the Delightful Mansion. We bypassed the security and ran through the halls, looking for Numbuh 1. We soon found him, surrounded by robo-crabs and the Delightfuls. I heard them laughing.

DCFDTL: "This is almost better than your butt shot! Robo-crabs, shoot him on our mark." Cameras shot up from the crabs' backs. "Ready. Aim." That's when we all grabbed their pants/skirts and tore them off. "Fire-Ahh!" Numbuh 5 snapped a picture.

Numbuh 5: "Alright Delightful Dopes. You can try to mess with our friend, but I wouldn't." Numbuh 2 held up Bruce and Lenny's shorts, me and Numbuh 3 had Ashley and Constance's skirts and Numbuh 4 had David's pants.

Numbuh 2: "And that's a big but."

Numbuh 3: "Five bug butts!" They all laughed while I giggled. The DCFDTL ran, whimpering as the crabs ran after them.

Numbuh 1: "Ah, much better. Thanks guys."

Me: "Are you back with the Kids Next Door?"

Numbuh 1: "Affermative Numbuh 7. Since I've got these back, I don't need to quit." He held up a strip of film.

Numbuh 2: "Those are the negatives?"

Numbuh 3: "Yeah. How can such a HUGE tushie fit on such a teeny pice of film?"

Numbuh 5: "Now come on. Nigel's had a big day."

Numbuh 2: "Not as big as hIs butt!"

Numbuh 1: "Come on, guys! I just want to put this whole thing behind me."

Numbuh 5: "Well you got enough room for it back there!" After laughing for awhile, I took the DCFDTL'S pants and skirts and headed down to their room. I knocked on the door. The door opened to show the DCFDTL, red-faced and glaring at me.

DCFDTL: "Come to embrass us some more?" I shook my head.

Me: "I came to give these back." I held out the pants and skirts. " But, I'm gonna need to sew the skirts back onto Ashley and Constance's uniforms." They reluctantly let me in. I sewed up the girls' uniforms. "There! You can't even see the tears. Well, this is a perfect example of the saying; 'What goes around comes around.' I hope you won't try to do something like this again."

DCFDTL: "Nothing along this nature. Thank you for fixing our uniforms. We highly advise you leave before Father returns." I left and returned to the treehouse.

I'm going to do Operation G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S. next. Also, you'll find out something very interesting about Erika. Also, could I please get more reveiws? I'd like to know how I'm doing.