Mortal Kombat: Lemons

Prank calling Smoke

*ring*ring*

Smoke: SubZero I won't do it! Anyways, hello?

You: *creepy breathing* Smoooooooke it's me!

Smoke: Who's me?

You: It's you Enenra!

Smoke: No it's not. Who are you?

You: JK! It's Jade!

Smoke: Since when did you get a phone?

You: oh just now!

Smoke: Your not Jade. Who are you!

You: It's your doctor!

Smoke: I don't have a doctor

You: I have huge news!

Smoke: what

You: You have lung cancer...

Smoke: That's it!

*Slams phone on ground and stomps on it*

(Back with Smoke)

SubZero: Was that your Girlfriend?

FrostBite: Ha! He wish!