Dragon x Donkey

The Frack.

   Donkey looked at dragon lustfully. Dragon just stared back and batted her long thick eyelashes. Donkey wanted to do it, but dragon didn't. This was a problem for donkey, so he called up Shrek to ask him for help on how to woo a lady. A dragon lady in this moment. Donkey knew that Shrek was a master at this because of all the love stuff he watched on tv. The only problem was, the only thing Shrek watched was anime and hentai. So using his knowledge on romance they made a plan to have donkey and dragon do it.
                *** Next day ***
     Dragon woke up with a surprise. It was breakfast in bed from donkey! She was a little bit curious tho because she knew donkey wanted it and also he never did stuff like this for her. It was also strange because he had made her waffles, his favourite food and was not asking for any of it.
    They when out flying that afternoon but I am lazy and not writing that. Let's just say it was romantic.
   That night donkey took dragon out to her favourite restaurant. It was her favourite because she could fit inside it. She couldn't in most restaurants her being a dragon and all. They whole time they were at dinner they stared deep into each other's eyes. As they reached their house donkey opened the door to let her in. And they they did the frick....... AND THE FRACK.