What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze.
Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her catwomen suit.
Don't you worry your pretty stripped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers,
Well, then we're shit outta luck.