Out of luck

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The first day has been Okay so far for John I mean the teachers are pretty swell and He met up with my good ol' pal bob.

It was almost class time so John pulled out his schedule to see where he was going next.

"Sex Ed" it read. John was what his parents thought was a pretty innocent christen boy and wouldn't be expected to know what the word "sex" even meant but by surfing through the depths of tumblr he had a pretty "educated" idea of what it was.

"Bye bob I gotta get to class!" John exclaimed and he walked away with a unusual spring in his step for what class he was going to.

"See ya later!" Bob replied.

This "sex Ed" class isn't really what you are thinking, they don't teach about actual sex until after the first few lessons. Almost every school in the country starts out with nipple physiology.

"Hello students today we will be learning the basics of nipple physiology." Mrs.peterson said a bit too energetically.

Snickers and chuckles were exchanged by a few of the class members and John tried to keep his chuckles on the down low but he already knew everything about this topic.

"Let's be honest class, we have all had a crush before" Mrs.peterson jokes "but after puberty, there is a way to know for sure if someone has a crush on you. You see,when you find someone very attractive, your nipples make a distinct honking noise." Mrs.Peterson explained as the class exchanged a few more chuckles.

"It is theorized to be an evolutionary leftover for when our ancestors would attract a mate." Mrs.peterson explained "It is not necessarily needed now but it is useful for all you finding your high school sweethearts" she joked.

John decided to pretty much tap out of the class then, as he already knew all of this stuff and it was pretty damn boring
So, of course, John found himself looking around the room. John knew practically no one in his class as it was the first day of school pretty much the only person he knew was bob.He was skimming the people until he stopped on one. His hair was this messy jungle of beautiful orange and his eyes were wonderful pools of blue that John could swim around in for ages. John looked at him for a while.

And then a noise came from his shirt. And everyone in the class turned to look at him. John became beet red as he realised what had happened.

His nipple had just honked.

A/N

I CAN EXPLAIN.
Okay I realize this story is really fucking weird but this is just a classic example of Maeve taking 4 am bants with friends way to far.
But I'm like Lowkey invested in the story???? I highkey ship John and person who's name has not been revealed yet OOO.

I know this plot is really fucking weird and I know it's not fanfics pls try to put up with those gold ol' spicy memes.

Also thanks to the hedens™ gc for helping me come up with this concept at the grand time of 4 am luv youuu ❤️.

~Maeve <3