Sorry that I haven't been here for a while! I was ill!
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e v e r y t h i n g
1) I'm sure you'll find your special one soon, friend! Everyone has a special one!
2) I'd probably pick Colin because he is very smart and could get us off of the island easily! And I wouldn't have to bring any items because Colin would get us off of the island! And I wouldn't bring a weapon because weapons are hateful!
Those darn homosexuals.
I don't have any funny stories. You'd have to ask Colin that one!
First of all, it's rude to say that I need singing lessons. And I don't really know what I would do if I was stuck in a room with Miranda Sings? I would probably try to find a way out of the room or make conversation!