I look through Louis Tomlinson's girlfriends' instagram because.. why not? I don't even understand why she gets that much hate.. She's pretty and she didn't do anything wrong to be honest.
I land on a picture and look through the comments. Just as expected, there's a lot of hate. Then I came to a comment saying:
"You're soo pretty!"Little chat between Alice and Aiden under the photo
"She is"
"I wish she could be my girlfriend.."
"Keep dreaming"
"Oh thank you, same goes to you and Louis"
"That isn't funny"
"But it's true"
"Ok, good for you"
"Right, good for me because we're actually left for each other."
Oh fuck
"What? Never"
"Are you pretty? We could try to chat with each other"
"Stop @'ing me"
"Hmm, okay, I understand it. You're hard to get, I like that!"
"Go away dude"
I feel the need to click at his ugly-named profile to see his ugly face but no. Don't do it. I hate those kind of things.
One Direction took over my life so, who cares about all those other boys?They just choose you as their girlfriend, then they leave you behind. It's like using us as a piece of paper. Trying to write something good on it, but when it seems ugly or not good they just throw it in the trash can.
Fuck them!
No no, I didn't mean it like that!
Don't fuck them!Shit, I need to be at work at 9:00 AM and it's almost 8:30 AM. I quickly run to the bathroom to brush my teeths, back to my room, change my clothes, put my hair in a bun and.. I think I'm done!
I get out of home, hoping I didn't forget something.
Well I'm Alice Walker, clumsy as fuck! Ofcourse I'm gonna forget something! Like... my phone and bag!
Well done Alice! Being clumsy like always.I run as fast as a tiger (not) to the house, open the door and get all of the things I forgot.
I'm 10 minutes late o god, this man will kill me. He's so strict, I just want to push his ugly face in one of these cakes, at least he'd look a bit more pretty.
I'm working at a confectionery as a waitress, it's not like the best thing you can do as a job, but it's fine. I also have a friend called Madison who works there. Madison is my best friend but I see her as my sister, the same goes to Macy. We're like 3 sisters and we're planning on going to another place where you can work as a waitress but get more paid. I need money, okay, who doesn't?! Don't blame me.
Once I came in I regret it. He's literally waiting at me by the door.
"Alice Walker! You're 10 minutes late! You need to bring a little girl her birthday cake to her birthday party! Hurry up!"
Why is he telling me to bring a cake to somewhere else while I'm just a waitress?
"But I'm a waitress?"
"If I tell you to bring the cake to her house, you bring the cake to her house!"
"Okay, okay!"
I run to the kitchen to pick up the cake which already should've arrived there 10 minutes ago.
Madison comes to me while I'm trying to package the cake."Hey Alice! What are you doing?"
"This bitch told me to bring this cake to a party"
"But that ain't your work?"
"I know right but he became angry so I'm just doing it before he kicks me out"
"I really want to find another work, the boss is strict as fuck, everyone hates him!"
"Right bu-"
The boss interrupts me by telling me to hurry up because the lil girl's dad is angry af.
"Bye Madison, I gotta go before he kills me!"
"Bye bye!"
I'm sort of running to arrive as fast as possible to her house, because I'm already like 20 minutes too late.
I actually shouldn't run because I'm sooo clumsy -which I already told yall like a million times- I bet I'll lay there on the ground in a few minutes.I try to cross the road as fast as possible, which I shouldn't have done because there's a car coming this way..
I try to take a step back, but fail. I fall on the ground and let the cake fly out of my hands. Why do these things always happen to me? God, what have I done to you? If someone didn't tell you this, you're really lucky if you ain't clumsy unlike me.I'm sure my boss is gonna kick me out this time.
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Hi guys, I think I made some grammar mistakes, sorry for that.
I don't really know how I can make this story sound better, and maybe funnier. I re-read it and (for me) it sounds a bit boring.
Maybe some of you have any tips?Sorry for the short chapter, I think I'll make longer ones afterwards.
Thanks for reading, I hope you'll enjoy 😁
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UmorismoAlice Walker hates boys. If it's just a friend, then it's ok. But if any of them tries to flirt with her, it won't end too well. Let's see what happens when Aiden Stones keeps flirting with her. - It's a little dramatic sometimes, but almost everyth...