*When your sibling threatens to tell on you*
Mikasa: How is a corpse going to talk?
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Me: Do you watch SnK?
Person: No. But have you seen attack on Titan? That shits cool!
Me: Just shut the fuck up.
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Levi: My mouth sometimes automatically say "fuck" when something wrong happens.
*BOOM!!*
Levi: fuck. *rushes out of office with swords* what's going on out here!!
Eren: uhhhh....h-hanji s-shot the canon at the wall to see if it was strong enough to hold off Titan but she made the w-whole in the wall e-even b-bigger....(that's what she said lmao)
Levi: fuck *walks over to hanji*
Hanji: mm?
Levi: *punches hanji in the arm*
Hanji: ooooowwwww heichou way did you hit me soooo haaarrddd :'(
Levi: because you--- *sees Titans* fuck.
