Listening to Justin Bieber for too long
Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
Having a date with a serial killer
Being Tortured to Death by a Chicken Nugget
Falling off an escalator
Getting hit by an ice cream truck
