HURRY POOTAH
dracoob yeeled me name
WOT DRACULA
U SCARED POOTAH
He dunno but I secret luv Dracu senpai
Hairy pootah + dracoob
The next day voldewart came n was like
U GON DIE
and I was like
Lol no
N dracoob was like
HURREE PUTTAH
WOT DRAGCO
I luh u
WOT
I'm gay for u heerah puuter
me 2 dabcu
N den we do smooches
BUT DEN VOLCANO WART CUM BAC N WAZ LIKE
"NO GAY IS BAD N U GON DIE"
N dracoob was like
"Wingardium leviosa" n oldfart wus like
"I'm ded bleh"
N they lived happily gay after
The end
