Tacos, Unicorns, Blood

Wedding (At Last)

"And you may now kiss the bride."

Everyone cheered as the couple did so

They waved at their guests as they began running towards the church doors to exit.

When they got to their wedding car

The bride quickly started the engine and drove away from the crowd

After a few minutes of driving, the bride patted her hair with the veil twice and ripped it off to reveal that it was just a wig.

"I am never ever gonna do this stupid thing ever again!!!!" the bride with a manly voice said.

"Oh please, if Kate never begged for us to make a fake wedding party then we wouldn't even be here right now."

"Peter, I was seduced!!! And when Kate asks me a favor I can't say no and you know that."

"We the stupid thing's over now so you would you mind getting your ass on the steering wheel??"

"Fine fine, whatever.."

"Ugh this suits really pissing me off."

"It looks good on you to be honest."

"Hell no!!! This is the last thing I wanted to wear for the rest of my life!"

"I feel you bro. Who would want to wear a suit that stinks??"

"Johnny, are you sure this is the way to Kate's wedding??"

"Of course my love!! I have a map of it in my head and believe me, I'm good at directions."

"I hope you're not joking..."

=•=•At the TRUE wedding•=•=

Wade POV

My heart was beating so fast that I lost count of it. This is the first time this happened to me.

While Kate was walking down the aisle, she glowed perfectly that I never wanted to take my eyes off of her...

When I took a hold of her hand, I felt that I was electrified. She must be as nervous as I am.

We already informed the priest to proceed to the vows before the party started because I hate long ceremonies.

"Wade, do you have something to say to Kate??" the priest asked as I nodded.

I looked at her gorgeous face and smiled.

"Kate, ever since Vanessa...left me, I promised myself to never take a girl seriously ever again. But it all changed when I saw you. I know I made a lot of mistakes during our relationship, and I sincerely apoligize for it. If it weren't for you, I would still be the same Merc with a Mouth everyone knew. When I first heard that you were already rich and famous, I began to lose hope. But when I saw how supporting each of them was, I felt welcomed. Thanks to you, I realized what family really means to the world. Thanks to you, I began to rebuild my torn up life. You're the greatest girl a man like me could ever have. I promise to spend the rest of my life to improve myself more for you. And to prove to the whole world that I'm a worthy and loving husband to you." I finished my speech by giving Kate a hug.

A few seconds later, she began with her own speech.

"Wade, thank you...for everything. You made my life complete. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't met Toby and the other. If you never came to my life, I would still be the bitch who goes pissing people off the highway. If I never met you, my life would be colorless and plain. You... changed ny whole world. And no matter how crazy and perverted you are, you're still the same Deadpool I love. I will love you to my very last day. I'm gonna show you how much you mean to me especially now that we're getting married. I promise to never leave your side...ever again." I begam to wipe her tears away not noticing that even I was crying.

"And now Wade, do you take Kate as your lawfully wedded wife??"

"I do..."

"And do you Kate take Wade as your lawfully wedded husband??

"Yes father."

"We then, I know pronounce you as husband and wife!! You may now kiss the bride."

"You ready babe??"

"Ready than you are!!"

We then kissed each other passionately as the crowd shouted gleefully.

I took a glance at the people and saw Johnny and Peter made it.

I held my hand and made a thumbs up sign as I winked.

Johnny walked out as he gives Peter the wig he used as Peter rolled his eyes and smiled at me.

Get ready for chappy 2 guys!!!!