"Wake up, we're here!"
I squint my eyes groggily
"Luke, this is a gas station"
"No it ain't!"
"Dad!"
"No Luke, this is a gas station"
"That's what I was telling Kaylie!"
"What?! no you weren't!"
"Yes, I was!"
"Kaylie", my dad looks at me disapprovingly
"
"Did you really think our new home was a gas station?
No, but did you really think that much cologne was a good idea?
"No dad..."
