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Jared POV:

Sup, I'm not the first main character...I'm just as real as they come, so the author decided to put me first; anyway the name's Jared Duval, NO I'm in no way related to, Lil'Duval....if I was man I'd be RICH, but I'm 18, a senior in high school, 6'5 and with being that tall I'm blessed with some straight pearls in my mouth, a few tattoos; plus I'm a chocolate nigga with a muscular football player body (psst, I'm #23 on the field by the way.) So for all you other...BINKY BOYS out there, I'm the reason your bitch Victoria Secret underwear be soaked before she come see you, but enough about me let's get it started. BOOM! "Boy get that ass up before I get it up for you!" That right there is "Whoopassamus Prime", or other known as momz. "I am up ma, my alarm just went off." She replies back with her smart ass motherly comment, "No you ain't, getting up is when you stand your tall ass up on them big cruise ship ass feet, every time I look at them my pockets hurt, because then size 14 Jordans or whatever you wear don't come cheap!" I sigh telling her "Ma' you know I'm the one who buys my own shoes, plus if you buy my shoes you have an employee discount as well as I do, remember I work for Foot Locker" she just looks at me with her famous "IDGAF" face and tells me "Boy I don't even think The President gives 3 fucks, get in the bathroom do what you have to do, get dressed, and be downstairs in 20 mins. love you baby." Black moms for you right? Did I mention she kicked the door in?, well yeah come in like its a crisis and leave out like Cinderella. Let me get up and get ready, as I'm getting into the shower I noticed I need to do some "man-scaping" plus it seems like my dick got bigger, I know some of y'all think it's probably weird, but I know y'all do this every other month. I get my ruler and measure myself, (A/N: I personally think it's weird that dudes do this from time to time) just 2-3 months ago I was 9.5 inches now this shit done grew 2 inches! I hope it stops there, because I don't need anymore complaints about it hurting...I've got 18 minutes left, so while me and "Moby Dick" get washed up, I guess on to the next person.

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Dionté POV:

Okay hoes, I'm the baddest bitch; the first main character....name is Dionté Bleu, but people call me by my last name. I'm the one who makes your nigga manhood stand at attention when he see me walk by, his head does an entire 360 just so he can get a damn good look at this...alright enough of this flaunting, but once again for the hoes who can't hear...name is Dionté but people call me Bleu. Right now I'm on my way to school with my sister, well best-friend, but we're so close and glued to the hip that we've grown to be "siblings" . "Oooh bitch look, straight ahead hoe!"

That's Deziré, my "sister" whenever she does that, it's because she sees a fine ass dude she thinks she can get me with. "Bleu, ain't that Jared?" She asks "Girl who's Jared, don't be talking about no fuckboys around me...you know I hate fuckboys!" She looks at me like I just ate her foods.