BOOK OF RANDOM SHIT

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The stories I write are or Dutch or English. Probably most of them English.

1) Do not eat choclate and sour candy together. It tastes like poo.

2) Do not follow @ditisesmee . She is crazy.

3) Do not question my awesomenes. I will kill you.

4) Believe in llamagods. They are real and they are hot and they are sexy. At least, that's what Esmee told me. Like I said: she is crazy.

5) Follow me

6) Love Harry Potter

7) Randomly scream:' POTATO!' and look to the person sitting next to you with. Everybody will think it was him/her screaming and that person will die of awkwardnes.

8) LISTEN TO THE LLAMA SONG ON YOUTUBE

9) Talk English. It's cool.

10) NEVER SAY YOU'RE BORED! IT'S A SIGN OF WEAKNES

Yaah I have no inspiration anymore. So, some avps avpm or avpsy qoutes:

DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MAFLOY? ~ Draco Malfoy

Oh shit. You guys are kids. Got to watch my damn mouth when I am around you little bastards ~ Remus Lupin

STUPID SISTER! ~ Ron Weasley

RUMBLEROAR is the headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. That can talk! ~ Draco Malfoy

Severus Snape is one of the kindest bravest sexiest men I know~ Albus Dumbledore

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT MY OWN JOKES WHICH ARE NOT EVEN MY JOKES BUT I AM STIL LAUGHING! AM I CONFUSING? COOL!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW!

FOLLOW ME'!

CUS I AM HOT!

AS HOT AS THE MONKEY IN MY PROFILE PICTURE!

BE A LLAMA

GOOODDDBYE BITCHES!

ANNIE OUT!

btw yes my name is Annie... Yaah I know it's a spectacular name.

COMMENT VOTE FAN EVEN IF THIS IS HORRIBLE!

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 09, 2013 ⏰

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