GROUPCHAT ⁺ SERGIO RAMOS

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mila: yo

cristiano: you?

mila: lol b o i

isco: did you just.. text us first?

mila: im bored and decided why the hell not, i mean apart from being annoying
you guys are pretty cool.

( gareth has added sese to the groupchat. )

mila:

gareth: wtf 😂

sergio: oh its just mila

mila: WOAH WOAH

sergio: uhhh???

mila: i never gave you permission
to call me that pretty boy.

sergio: thought we where on nickname basis already

mila: lol you thought

sergio: you're such a bitch.

mila:

isco: so you're just gonna send us
memes everytime we say
something now?

james: are we just gonna ignore the
fact she called him pretty boy?

marcelo: yeah, what james said.
i thought you didn't like him 😏

mila: i don't, but that doesn't mean
i don't think he's hot.

gareth: "i have a boyfriend"

mila: chill i'm aloud to look at the
menu, i just can't order.

sergio: thanks i think you're pretty hot too

mila: i get that a lot.

james: mY SHIP IS SAILING

cristiano: ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD

mila: you guys sound like
such fangirls

gareth: we should give them a ship name!!

mila: do you guys like read
fanfictions or something..

isco: i have no idea what that is.
should know what that is??

marcelo: ^

mila: it's better that way.

gareth: ok i'll admit, i did once..

cristiano: bro, what the hell

gareth: BUT I WASNT THE ONLY ONE, JAMES DID TOO!

james: gotta allison argent

( james has left the groupchat. )

karim: who the hell is allison argent

isco: are you being serious right now karim

karim: um

gareth: gotta zayn

( gareth has left the groupchat. )

mila: why the fuck do i
talk to you guys

sergio: because you love us and
you actually think madrid is better than barcelona

mila: gotta fucking blast

( mila has left the groupchat. )

iker: what did i miss?
( read. )

iker: fuck you sergio i know it's you who left me on seen.

( iker has left the groupchat. )

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