The moment you've all been waiting for!!!!!

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O.O <--- see that face?

Yeah?

No?

Well thats the face I had while I answered these questions not kidden

Here you go girls your Christmas present.......

Q.1- does it really hurt when you get hit in the balls?

A.1- HELLZ YEAH!! dont ask why it just does dammit DX<

Q.2. Every time you see a hot girl/guy (a/n im bi), does your train of thought resemble this?

sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex.sex. sex. sex.

A.2- Sometimes ¬.¬ when their really hot xP

Q.3- do you hate it when girls talk alot?

A.3- most of the time I dont even know what your going on about or why you tell me that o_O

Q.4- what do you usually look for in a girl?

A.4- that shes interesting, fun.to talk to, out-going, athletic, cheezy and is not afarid to speak her mind and stand up for herself :)

Q.5- Would you stay with a girl if they didn't want or weren't ready for sex?

A.5- I wouldnt and wont force anybody to do something thaey dont want to do -.-

¬.¬ START OF UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS FOR ME!! O.O

Q.6- Do you get a boner every morning and in the cold?

A.6- in the morning maybe after a wet dream O.O not the cold though ¬.¬

Q.7- Is the only way to get rid of an erection to masturbate?

A.7- No ¬.¬

Q.8- How often do you masturbate (if you even do it at all!)

A.8- O.O no comment...... (if you must know yes I do)

Q.9- how easy is it to get a boner?

A.9- Really easy xP

¬.¬ ENDO OF UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS O.O

Q.10- How the fuck can guys manage to eat so much and not gain weight!?

A.10- Sports and fast metabolism babe ;D

Q.11- why do guys always look so 'manly' and 'indifferent' about everything, when you see them in the shops-they never smile!!

A.11- we were taught we were supposed to be the man of the.family since we were small and that boys dont cry so I guess we try to live up to that image :) (damn I sounded so deep for a moment but I guess its tru in a way o.o)

Q.12- Why do guys walk in huge packs of 4-5 guys?

A.12- its more fun that way I guess, we can tease, joke, goof around, brag to each outher, see whos better at getting girls, that sort of stuff xP

Q.13- Why must guys feel the sudden urge to friggin give you the elevator eyes and a pedo-smile when they walk past you?

A.13- we're either checking you out and think your hot or checking you out and laughing discretly at how you look well thats just me I guess xP dont know bout others

So there you go girls now you know xP

Im not sure if thats how everybody else thinks though o_O

Anyways dont forget to VOTE & COMMENT!!!!

just dont bite my head off!!

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Reader question time!!

@XxHaters_love_mexX: what i wanna no is why the fuck boys always have to friggin annoy/tease u?

(sry for foul language)

Answer: when we're small most of us do it to get your attention :) when we're older some because they havnt "matured" yet the rest just because we can or to do exactly that annoy you xP

Hope that helped some!!!!!

Laterz!

-Rayan

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