Bite Me(Fiolee Love Story)

Chapter 1

Fionna

"Awwwww my baby's finally becoming a woman!"Cake cried handing me my birthday present. It was my fifteenth birthday and Cake(being her old self)wouldn't have it when I said I didn't want anything. The gift was a long rectangular box wrapped up in shiny sapphire paper and I seriously have no idea what it was. I had already got a blue sweater off Cake(which I loved because it was extremely warm and snuggly). I ripped open the paper and opened a long rectangular box. I gasped as I saw a shiny blue sword. It was a crystal sword. I pinched Cake. "Hey what was that for?!"She asked. I laughed.

"Sorry. It's just that ever since the Ice Queen tricked me with that other crystal sword I..."I trailed off. She nodded her head, clearly understanding what I was trying to say.

"I know baby, I don't blame you after what that wicked witch did to you."She said comfortingly, stretching her arms out and wrapping them around me so I couldnt move.

I looked back down at the sword. It was extremely beautiful. The blade was sharp and perfectly straight and there was a pattern of swirls running up and down all over it. The handle was plain compared to the rest of it. It was slightly darker and had a button on the bottom. It must be a retractable sword.

Cake unwrapped her arms from around me and looked at me, smiling. She turned around and grabbed a hairbrush and started gently combing through my long, blonde locks. She was humming a song that Dad always sang to us as kids. I miss Dad because he always loved us but I swear Mum hated me.

When Cake was done brushing my hair, I decided to test out my new sword. I jumped up with my sword and started slicing the air. I pranced around the room for around five minutes while Cake smiled at my endless amount of energy. When I finally came to to a halt I looked down and realised I was still in my fluffy, red footie pyjamas. I pushed the button that made my sword go in, dashed upstairs, got dressed and flew back into the kitchen in less than a millisecond and sat down at the table. "Girl I've got one more surprise up my sleeve."Cake anounced a huge grin spread across her face and she held up a pink blindfold. My face went blank and I could feel the color draining from my cheeks.

I tried to protest as she put the blindfold on me but she won (her being stretchy and all). She took me outside and I felt a massive paw scoop me up off the ground and place me on a large furry surface, Cake's back. I got very impatient and started asking hundreds of questions like "Are we there yet? Where are we going? Can I take my blindfold off yet?" She refused to answer all of my questions. "But Caaake. It's not fair!"I whined

"But Fiooooona. It's a surprise!"She copied my whingy tone.

I sighed and crossed my arms.  Fine. If she wants to be stubborn let her.

After about another half an hour of riding on Cake's back, we came to a halt. She lifted me off and carefully dropped me on the floor. I heard her knock on something and a loud creak. "Oh hello Fionna, Cake. Feel free to come inside."It was Prince Gumball. Cake escorted me somewhere until we came to a stop. I couldn't hear anything. I groped around, trying to find something but found nothing.

"Fionna you can take off your blindfold now honey."Cake whispered in my ear. I wasted no time ripping my blindfold off, only to be surrounded by pitch black darkness.

Suddenly, the lights flicked on and I was surrounded by the whole of Aaa, literally. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIONNA!"Everybody shouted in unusion. A wide grin spread across my face as I looked around the room. There were massive tables with party food, soda and the usuall stuff that PG has at parties like tea and scones. One thing that immediately caught my attention was the chocolate fountain in the middle of the room with a sidedish full to the brim with big, juicy red strawberries. My mouth watered at the thought of chocolate covered strawberries. That's one of the first things I had to do, strawberries. Marshall would suck the red out of them all if I don't get there soon enough.

I looked at all of the decorations. Silver banners with 'Happy Birthday Fionna' written on them were all over the walls and there was confetti covering parts of the tables and floor. There was also a big stage with a microphone, speakers and there was a big disco ball hanging from the ceiling. I watched the reflection of all the mirrors on the disco ball dance all over the walls along wih multicolored spotlights and lasers flashing around (almost dancing in a weird robot way)to the sound of the music.

I walked around peering at all of the food and even managed to dip a few strawberries in the chocolate fountain and shove them in my mouth (even though I dropped a bit of chocalate down my top in the meantime). Loads of people kept coming up to me and wishing me a happy birthday.

After a while, PG got up on stage and anounced that kareoke is on if anybody wanted to sing. I heard some people groan as they carried on with what they were doing, a few people told me to sing and the majority of people screamed and shouted Marshall's name. I saw him float out and come back in a few minutes later with his axe bass. He got up on the stage and tried to get PG (who was horribly tangled up in all of the wires leading from the back of the speakers)free but he was being rather bad tempered and harsh. After about half a minute everything was untangled and PG was licking his fingers and trying to smooth his hair back down. Marshall connected up his axe bass and started playing a song that I'd never heard before. I listened to the lyrics untill the song ended. It started to get so hot in the party room that I could scarcely breath so I stepped out onto the balcony for a quick breather.

After a few minutes, I heard someone open the doors and come out onto the balcony with me. I looked over my shoulder to see Marshall. "Hey Fi"Marshall called.

"Hi Marshall."I answered."What's up?"

"Nothing much apart from the   party."He smiled, which made his dimples show. I took a deep breath, letting the cold air rush into my lungs."Did cake get you any good presents?"He asked. I nodded.

"Yeah, she got me a fluffy sweater wih a big 'F' on it and she got me

this."I fumbled around in my backpack and pulled out my blue sword. I pressed the button and the blade shot out like a bullet.

"Haha awesome. I like all of the swirls on it"He laughed. I couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or not. I don't think he was. I put my sword back in my pack. "Hey come on it's time to open your other presents."He grabbed my arm and pulled me inside. Sure enough, everybody was sitting down at a long table at the side of the room.

There was a seat at the end of the table which I presumed is where I was meant to sit. Marshall pulled the chair out for me to sit on. He pushed the chair in when I sat down as I giggled. He sat down two seats away from me, next to Cake who just scowled and moved her chair away from him, almost falling off it. I just laughed at Cake's reaction.

She handed me the first parcel and I checked who it was from. Gumball. I ripped open the paper like a demented child. It was a new pair of bunny ears but these ones were on a headband instead. I carefully slipped my hat off and placed the headband on top of my head. I laughed as I shook my head at top speed watching the ears and my hair fly around my face.

The second present I recieved was from Lord Monochromicorn. It was wrapped in black and grey, of course. I ripped it open and it turned out to be a new game to play on BMO. There was a note but it was in morse code. I handed it to Cake so that she could translate it into English. To me it was just lines and dots on a page. "Fionna. I found this game on the floor and thought I'd give it to you to play on your little computer game system."She announced.  I gave Lord Mocro a thumbs up and was handed another present.

I went through about another fifty gifts before I came to the last one. It was from Marshall. I opened the big package and saw a guitar! It was a shiny, dark brown colour and it had a black leather strap hanging from the back. I looked through the hole and underneath the strings, I caught a glimpse of something inside. I put my hand in thrre and fished it out. A letter. I opened it up and read it.

'Dear Fionna,

     

                       Happy birthday! I hope you like the guitar I found for you.  It was a bit messed up so I fixed it for you. It's pretty cool. If you wanted maybe I can teach you how to play. Hope you have a rad birthday.

-Love Marshall'