Hater/bitch/dickhead/asshole: Why you so fat?
You: Because I fuck your mum/mom and she gives me cookies afterwards

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Hater/bitch/dickhead/asshole: Why you so fat?
You: Because I fuck your mum/mom and she gives me cookies afterwards