Puns

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Even when Karl tries to look weird he is still incredibly adorable.

Hey, how are you?
You woke up and immediately thought about Charmx.
Lol, I'm fine you?
Yeah just incredibly bored....
You sighed.
Maybe we could hang?
Um, sure!
(A/n:My cat is going psycho so it's really hard to concentrate)
(Time skip of you two saying where you should go and/or do)
Fine, I'll choose. It's a surprise though!
..... Fiiiine.
You slightly smiled.
But then you started to panic.
You didn't know where you were going to go so you freaked.
Can you give me a hint?
You were staring at your phone on the toilet hoping he would give you a clue.
Fast Food, and games.

(Y/n) decided to dress casual. Wearing a flannel shirt, tight black pants, some black shoes. '(F/c) beanie!' You thought checking yourself out in the mirror. "DAYUM GIRL!" You heard a voice that was a bit seductive. You jumped a little and quickly turned around to find your roommate Melissa (If your name is Melissa you can change it). "Don't do that again!" You playfully slapped her. "Just saying you look good, not counting the times I walked on you..." She mumbled the last part handing you your beanie. "Say again?" You asked a little worried. Melissa got a evil grin that made you immediately take back what you said. She still smiled and you reached for the door knob. She then screamed at the top of her lungs "I SAID JUST SAYING YOU LOOK GOOD NOT COUNTING THE T-" You slammed the door putting a finger in your ear checking if it was bleeding.

Charmxs POV:

I went to the garage where my car was at. I was staring at it and went to the side. Next to it was a bike. "Be kind to the earth, show love for the others, ride y-" I smashed it and went in the car. "Pesky bee!"

I met her at the Ventarians Tale Park. I saw (Y/n) standing there waving. I pulled up beside her and got out of my seat to open the door and close the door for her. "Thank you," she giggled turning her head slightly to me. As much as I wanted to stare at her the whole time like a creep, I had to drive her to the surprise.
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About a half an hour (Y/n) fell asleep. A red light came on and I looked at her. My face started to heat up when I found myself starring at her breasts. Then a loud honk snapped from the trance and so I drove.
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Another 10 minutes and (Y/n) woke up and looked confused. I laughed the laugh that makes all the girls want to scREAM AND THEN HAVE THEM COMPLETELY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES FOR I WAS TOO CUTE AND THEY FAN FLIPPED*. (Sorry)

*I chuckled at little and then we were here.
At Zootopia, where anyone can be... ANYTHING十 (I need to stop ;-;)
At 十Dave and Busters. (If you don't know what that is its basically a arcade)

Her (E/c) eyes were full of many emotions, staring into them I got a little lost in thought.

"And that's why I will never go on the sizzler ever again!" Her voice sounded like a butterfly but was as powerful as a river. I snapped out of my thoughts. "So, what game should we play first?" She said patting the table rhythmically. "Well let's go see what they have!" I answered getting up next to her.

We walked and saw few games, when I was starting to think dirty. She patted my shoulder repeatedly and I suddenly thought about how to make a cupcake.

(Y/n) was pointing to a gun zombie game. "Let's play this one!" "Sure," I chuckled a little grabbing the blue gun. She grabbed the red gun. We started and we were really good. Then we lost. "Play again?" (Y/n)'s (e/c) orbs stared and started controlling my mind. Well it seemed like it. I nodded and put in enough for another game. "Yay!" I smiled, listening to her being happy made me feel a way I never felt before. "Aww," the sound of disappointment came from that beautiful mouth of hers. The feeling I had before suddenly disappeared and all I wanted was that feeling again. "There's two guns next to you you can use one," I said pointing to the green gun and the...... Shot gun? "Ooh, ok," she picks up the shot gun. I was worried it was real and it was real. She shot all the zombies destroying the game and losing. "What a rip off, the graphics sucked too.... Knock your self out kid," she said dropping he shot gun in a kids hands. "Well..." I said picking up the tickets we earned. "Alright, you give your tickets here and I give mine there so we can get prizes.... Cool?" "Ok," she replied taking half of our tickets.

(Y/n's) POV:

I went to the counter and I got a (F/c) lava lamp, a mini coke machine that dispensed candies, a super cute Plushie whale, and some new "sexy" panties.




1000 words not counting the author notes to these. Anyways, I was wondering what to do for the next one aaaaand in any part put a lemon in it. Also I don't know why I named it puns because it was just a shit ton of references. And also should I do more? Baaaaaaaaaiiiiyywaaa!!!

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