In all his life, Draco Alexander Malfoy had never had a full-blown panic attack. Sure, he might've gotten anxious once in a while, but never a panic attack, complete with the hyperventilating, the frantic flailing, and the rapid heartbeat. Whilst this horrendous event was happening, there was a small brown creature jumping up and down on the trunk, making high-pitched squeaks and screeches.
Hermione was frustrated. She got man-handled by Malfoy in an airport, and then in the same day, turned INTO A FERRET. Talk about ironic. Seeing that her attempts at getting the blond's attention was epically failing, she scrambled onto the bench and crawled onto a flustered Malfoy's lap. Jumping up and down, she noticed that to no avail did he see her.
If there was anything Hermione Granger prided herself about, it was her logic. So she did the most logical thing she could think of at the moment.
....she bit his nose.
Not TOO hard, but just hard enough so the anxious Draco would realize.
"OW! What the bloody hell was that for?!?" He exclaimed, looking down at the crazed animal. Remembering his situation, he shrunk all of Granger's belongings, stuffed them in his pocket, and picked up Hermione, and tucked her into his suit jacket. He groaned at the thought of her shedding all over it. This jacket was expensive!
Ignoring Grangers' claws that she was currently digging into his side, he hurried to the parking lot, and called for a taxi. As soon as the driver pulled up, Draco opened the door and asked,
"How fast can you get to 31464, Cambridge Street?"
"I don't know, how much y'all gonna pay me?"
"Money's no problem, just get their as fast as you possibly can!"
The driver smirked, gave a sharp nod, and sped off.
Twenty minutes later, Draco was hurrying out of the cab, quickly shoving money in the direction of the driver. He leapt into the elevator in the lobby of his building, and quickly pressed 39. The elevator was much too slow, in his opinion. He decided that he would invest in his building, and pay for new elevators. A sharp nip in his side reminded him of his predicament. The elevator was open. Speeding off towards his penthouse, he greeted his guard who stood in front of the door, and quickly opened it. He ran to his kitchen table, sat down, and pulled an angry Hermione out of his robes, hissing madly. He looked at granger, who-What? Was she GLARING at him?
There she was, with her ferrety hands on her hips, standing up to her full furry height. Glaring.
'It's actually rather funny, watching a ferret glare,' Draco thought, before a bright light filled the room and temporarily blinded him.
In front of him stood a shocked Hermione Granger, as a human!
'She's back!' He thought in shock. 'And....an..and NAKED!'
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~Ali <3
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Ferret
FanfictionAfter the war, all Hermione Granger wanted was to settle down and have a peaceful life. Unfortunately, that doesn't work out so well. Ronald Weasley, whom she thought she would get her happily ever after with, left her for pug-face Parkinson (of all...