There once was a boi named William. He had a rough childhood. His years of adolescence were plagued by occurrences of stepping in dog poop, dropping his ice cream, and deciding whether or not to eat the cheeto he dropped on the ground. But nevertheless- he prevailed. He grew up. He became the worlds largest distributor of weed, meth, cocaine, any drug you can name. He also created a line of buttplugs. The plugs were used as a hint to his one and only love, Ryan. Ryan lived his life in fear of Willie. Despite being such a successful business man, Will was never a successful relationship man. Will acted on his love for Ryan time and time again, serenading him, kissing him, and bringing him gifts. But Ryan could never love Willie. He only had one relationship. He was deeply in love with Bob Ross. This was only the beginning.
