MONDAY, AUGUST 8
HP:10 📚
TWILIGHT:1 🍎HP IS WINNING 10-1.
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A/N: Hey, look at that! We have a vote for Twilight! How utterly fascinating.
Ravenclaw: *reports results* 📝😐📚
Hufflepuff: Good for them! 🙌👏
Gryffindor: Hufflepuff, how is that a good thing? And why are you cheering for- 😶
Slytherin: *uncontrollable laughter drowns out Gryffindor* 😂😅😁😆
Bella: Catch me, Edward, I'm fainting! *starts to wobble in an attempt to walk* 😰😰
Edward: No, Bella, Jacob can catch you. In this book- *rips off shirt to reveal Hogwarts crest*
I'm Cedric Diggory. 😏Jacob: *90° head-tilt* *howls* *catches Bella* 💪👹
Slytherin: *laughing even harder* 😂😄😂😅😂😄😅😂
Gryffindor: *is actually laughing with Slytherin* 😂😂😂😂😂
Cedric: *laughing*
Ok, that's enough, I'm done with this short 😂 bye guys.
-thatonekidnamedjamia
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Twilight Is Better Than Harry Potter
HumorTwilight is waaaaayyyyyyy better than Harry Potter. All the twihards unite and stand up to those stupid Potterheads!